Too tired to live, too tired to die

Welcome to limbo guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

[daily-spooky]

EVERYONE gets candy if they made the effort to show up. Everyone.

[foolish-ghoul]

Everybody gets candy during Halloween. Trick or treating is for everybody.

[feefal]

Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit

[feefal]

Inspired by this!!

no one does body horror quite like Mother Nature~

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

[enki2]

[raimagnolia]

How short are people's memories for them to forget that Airbnb, streaming, Uber used to all be cheap

Mobile services used to also be cheap.

[apas-95]

this isn't some new invention of amazon and silicon valley, by the way, it's just how the capitalist market operates. supermarkets originally undercut local groceries in the same way, because they had more weight to throw around, and could take a loss in one spot that was made up in another. it's a general tendency towards monopolisation.

[pragnificent]

This is how Walmart literally destroyed hundreds and hundreds of small towns.

[threezoz]

the people who don't know this shit are new adults. they were kids or not born yet when the early switches happened.

there are people born after blockbuster went down, who grew up with netflix and amazon. these are people who don't know that the reason youtube has copyright strikes can be traced back to metallica.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Italian Nirvana

[prinnay]

Planettes #3: Saturn

[sarahseeandersen]

[sootchild]

Some magical Misfits from ep 6 of second season.

This so far has been my favourite episode and Sam and Jammer's cafeteria adventure was chef kiss.

[mysharona1987]

“Pony exhaustion“

I feel we shouldn’t ask too many questions about that one.

[midori1974hijau]

[cantalope-enthusiast-blog]

[daily-spooky]

[monopole]

[polymorphousculturevulture]

Edward Rice

[teaboot]

I've been trying to teach Ollie to play three-card monty using cat his kitty treats as a hidden prize

My discovery so far is that if all the cups are too close together when they stop then he will choose all of them

[imqueerandadeer]

guys I got really scared because my name is Ollie 💀

[teaboot]

[mysharona1987]

Aspire to be this level of petty.

[mysharona1987]

Imagine having sent flowers, showing up at someone’s funeral, in your best black dress and fancy black hat, and there is a security guy telling you at the entrance: “Miss, you have to leave. Right now.”

Lady: “But why?”

Security guy: “She said you would always know why.”

[mysharona1987]

*cool succession kicks in*

[catchymemes]

[whitingfishbites]

One of the oldest memes will be forever timeless

[would-you-punt-them]

By the way, here's a quick update on what's been going down on the worst part of the internet this week:

Five days ago, Rosanna Pansino made a video where she opened up a package of Lunchly taken straight off the store shelf (2 months before its expiration date), and found that the cheese was absolutely festering with mould.

Not only is this absolutely disgusting, but, as Pansino points out in her video, they're selling this to kids. The young kids opening up and eating this might not know what mould looks like, and therefore won't recognise this for what it is.

A source associated with MrBeast told Newsweek to "consider the context and the source", essentially accusing Pansino of faking the video. She responded by posting the full unedited video of her opening the box.

And while officially representatives for MrBeast, KSI and Logan Paul declined to comment, two days ago Logan Paul dropped an episode of his podcast guest-starring KSI where they kinda-but-not-really responded to the video/tweets in passing, implying that Pansino was clout-chasing.

But over the past week more people have been posting their own videos of finding mould in Lunchly.

[would-you-punt-them]

this blog becoming tumblr's main source of information on influencer drama was not a plot twist i was expecting lol

[would-you-punt-them]

Yeah, an independent report on it was released on the 29th (though not many people have been talking about it because public opinion has actually been inexplicably shifting in his favour over the past week)

[once-a-polecat]

Wait, what? I thought the Mr Beast drama was his cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scam.

[grison-in-space]

Ohh no you missed out, homeboy's whole ass lunches and snacks line got revealed to be a giant fucking food hazard. I don't follow Mr Beast shit at all either but it might be the grossest food related fuck up I've seen come off the Video Internet (aka the kind I never see and therefore tend to encounter mostly in news stories).

[lost-and-cursed]

I thought the Mr Beast drama was recreating the Squid Game???

[ruffboi-mags]

I thought it was him being reported to the FBI for possible inappropriate pictures of a minor being shared on the company telegram chat or something.

[fluffycity]

the FBI telegram stuff is also a part of it, as well as cannibalism stuff allegedly being found

[teaboot]

Im tired

[castielscaplan]

WHO NEEDS SOME BOOPS???

spamming everyone that likes/reblogs this