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Mike Driver
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@heavenstopbitch
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[ anyway I was gonna rb my informal promo but I realized that the description is more geared towards people who Aren’t in the fandom. And I assume that anyone rping over here is. ]
[ So instead I’m just going to say hello, go follow @duledivine if you’d like. ]
[ anyway I was gonna rb my informal promo but I realized that the description is more geared towards people who Aren’t in the fandom. And I assume that anyone rping over here is. ]
[ So instead I’m just going to say hello, go follow @duledivine if you’d like. ]
[ How would y’all feel if I said I was back after 3-4 years with a combination Michael/Gabe blog ]
[ Oh wow, I finally found the email to this blog. Thank god.
BUT. I just wanted to make a quick announcement that I did move Michael over to my multimuse recently, @farfromrevered, so if anyone wants to… continue interactions, or just continue following, whatever, then that’s where I’ll be. ]
[ Oh wow, I finally found the email to this blog. Thank god.
BUT. I just wanted to make a quick announcement that I did move Michael over to my multimuse recently, @farfromrevered, so if anyone wants to… continue interactions, or just continue following, whatever, then that’s where I’ll be. ]
[ Oh wow, I finally found the email to this blog. Thank god.
BUT. I just wanted to make a quick announcement that I did move Michael over to my multimuse recently, @farfromrevered, so if anyone wants to… continue interactions, or just continue following, whatever, then that’s where I’ll be. ]
[ Oh wow, I finally found the email to this blog. Thank god.
BUT. I just wanted to make a quick announcement that I did move Michael over to my multimuse recently, @farfromrevered, so if anyone wants to… continue interactions, or just continue following, whatever, then that’s where I’ll be. ]
What's with the new animation pictures?
[ I’m using them as mun icons. I do have actual designated mun icons, but I’m being lazy and just picking out of my muse folders for icons. ]
[ y’all wow, I have so many asks I wish I’d answered when I was active. You guys treated me to some really good anons ]
I haven't heard from you ina while but I miss you. I hope you're okay
[ I’m actually... super surprised anyone here remembers me. And now I feel bad. I’m so sorry for disappearing on you guys.
I’m a little busier lately, but I promise I still exist, and everything’s A-okay. I’ve actually been more active on my multimuse recently, too, so that’s happening. I’m really sorry to have worried anybody! ]
[ Oh wow, I finally found the email to this blog. Thank god.
BUT. I just wanted to make a quick announcement that I did move Michael over to my multimuse recently, @farfromrevered, so if anyone wants to... continue interactions, or just continue following, whatever, then that’s where I’ll be. ]
ahs: murder house sentence starters
❜ the light is different out here. it’s softer. ❜
❜ so we’re the addams family now. ❜
❜ that girl is a monster. ❜
❜ jesus h. christ. ❜
❜ can i ask you a personal question? ❜
❜ don’t make me kill you again. ❜
❜ is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child… or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken? ❜
❜ i’m trying very hard not to judge you. ❜
❜ but i was never unfaithful. ❜
❜ i’m not usually much of a cupcake girl myself… ❜
❜ i’d kill to live in this house, regardless of the history! ❜
❜ i don’t want to be here anymore! ❜
❜ try to find some dignity in the situation. ❜
❜ every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, i suddenly remember. you made this mess for yourself. ❜
❜ i’m not naive to the ways of men. ❜
❜ you say we were victims of something bad there. i say that’s the place where we survived. ❜
❜ i am trying here! ❜
❜ everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. most people aren’t. ❜
❜ i think you should just leave. ❜
❜ the one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose. ❜
❜ you hear me? i will kill you. ❜
❜ screw high school. that’s… it’s just a blip in your timeline. don’t get stuck there. ❜
❜ we need the money. ❜
❜ i’m finding it really hard to look at your face. cause i really, really, really want to bash it in. ❜
❜ but i’m not going to be your friend. i will merely tolerate you. ❜
❜ why are you bullshitting me?!? ❜
❜ sometimes shit just happens. ❜
❜ the dead can hold a grudge better than most scorpios. ❜
❜ fags have such a great eye for detail, don’t they? ❜
❜ i’m going to have a little glass of this chardonnay. ❜
❜ as you can see, this room belongs to a sad, depressed teenager. ❜
❜ why are you being such an asshole? ❜
❜ this turns you on. i know it does. ❜
❜ depressing sex is even more depressing when you try so hard. ❜
❜ did it hurt? the first time usually does. ❜
❜ they’re just trying to scare you. ❜
❜ i’m open to suggestions. ❜
❜ i think i have mommy issues. you know a good therapist? ❜
❜ you’re kidding me. i thought you said you hated her. ❜
❜ i have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things. ❜
❜ as big as this place is, it does get very lonely. ❜
❜ watch it, you goddamned queen! ❜
❜ what are you gonna do? murder me? ❜
❜ we’ll make excellent parents. ❜
❜ seriously, though, are you ready for all this? i mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type. ❜
❜ he’s the most beautiful baby i’ve ever seen. ❜
❜ from blood and pain come perfection. ❜
❜ my mom is dead. ❜
❜ why would i do that? ❜
❜ i used to think you were like me. ❜
❜ you are the darkness. ❜
❜ you are the only light i’ve ever known. ❜
❜ you have to pay for what you did! all the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrows. ❜
❜ i can’t be with you, i won’t be with you. ❜
❜ go away! ❜
❜ are you sure you want to be alone? they say this house is haunted. ❜
❜ you’re kind of twisted, aren’t you? ❜
❜ you’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar. ❜
❜ ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things. ❜
❜ but… my dreams became nightmares. ❜
Fluster my muse, do it, just fluster them.
Sexual Sunday! Send my muse ♒ and a nsfw/sexual question and they have to answer it - whether they want to or not.
Hit On My Muse! [May Be NSFW]
"Would you sleep with a stranger?"
"You're a god/goddess..."
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."
"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."
"You're my fetish."
"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"
"I wouldn't tell you to stop."
"You're so cute when you're flustered."
"I know you like me, don't deny it."
"You want it, don't you?"
"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"
"Nice ass..."
"God, you're just perfect."
‘shit my brother has said / done’ sentence meme.
❛ how dare this light make me wait. ME. ❜
❛ they’re just jealous because i’m so beautiful. ❜
❛ wot? you wonna go? i’ll fight ya, ya dirty wanka. ❜
❛ oop i’m going to have to poop later! ❜
❛ just grab the fucking rope you piece of shit! ❜
*lays head on your shoulder*
❛ I was not made for the mountains. fuckin’ wendingos man. ❜
❛ why the fuck is it so cold?! ❜
❛ that’s not very ladylike. you’re not very ladylike. ❜
❛ why couldn’t you have been a boy? I’ve always wanted a brother. ❜
❛ sometimes I literally just want to shake the stupidity out of people. ❜
❛ I’m losing brain cells just being here please save me. ❜
❛ why the fuck aren’t you grabbing it? just grab it! ❜
❛ I can’t. I just… can’t. ❜
❛ ____ It’s dark and I hear laughing. ❜
*tries to fight you*
*drunkenly tickles you*
❛ One of these days I’m going to raise a dog army in the forests of Canada and unleash hell upon America. ❜
❛ please refrain yourself. ❜
❛ sh-sh-shut the fuck up. just shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ I have. to. pee. ❜
*lays on you and refuses to move*