why do you stare up at the lonesome sky?

JD (she/her). Also on AO3 as argentumlupine (although I rarely create stuff anymore). Old enough to remember when you told the internet NOTHING thst could identify you in offline life. Fandoms subject to change without notice.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[thetragicallynerdy]

Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!

What kind of little creachur did you find?

A lil lizard

Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say

The softest little bunny rabbit

A glossy beetle

Frog :3

Teeny tiny hedgehog

Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen

Fish in it's little fish bowl

Fox with a fluffy tail

Snail friend :3

Snake that winds around your arm

Sentient potato

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?

It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)

Bright neon rainbow spots!

Tiny little antlers!

It has eight eyes!

There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!

It purrs!

It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!

It glows softly when you pet it!

It's leucistic or melanistic!

Those claws are made of metal!

Something else - tell me in the tags!

Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?

Let's call it...

Spot

Georgette

Dill Pickle

Charlie

Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom

Sourdough

Raspberry Tart

Bear

The Great Destroyer of Worlds

The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)

Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.

Where does it make it's bed?

Your pillow :)

Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use

On top of the fridge

In your laundry hamper

In the tiny space between two books on your shelf

Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises

In your coziest winter hat

Nestled among all the art supplies

In the Lego pirate ship on display

In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere

No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit

It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[thetragicallynerdy]

Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -

What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?

It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!

Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!

Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!

Cuddle time <3

Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!

Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!

It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc

Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!

It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!

Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!

Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3

Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???

Remaining time: 5 days 23 hours

Good luck with your new creachur!!

[butch--dan]

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

[themoonandmyman]

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

[unpretty]

i feel like a big part of the appeal of dungeon crawler carl is that it is fundamentally a story where a man is told "through complex legal and technological processes we have completely fucked over the lives of you and everyone you care about to enrich ourselves" to which the man asks "what if i killed you with bombs" and it turns out the answer is they forgot that was an option

[abominationcreations]

A man, his cat-daughter, and her pet dog velociraptor

[thatpollguy]

RATE THE EXPERIENCE: Walking barefoot on tarmac, pavement or concrete

10 - Extremely satisfying

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1 - Extremely unpleasant

I've never experienced this before

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[apolladay]

what age is your youngest cousin?

- 1-5

- 6-12

- 13-19

- 20-30

- 31+

- no cousins here

what age is your youngest cousin?

younger than 1

1-5

6-12

13-19

20-30

31+

I have no cousins

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[currently-just-here]

I'm mass posting about dcc right now but I'm kinda surprised there's not a larger fandom on here. maybe it's too mainstream? I feel like there's a larger fandom on tiktok/Instagram as opposed to here which baffles me. this book series is like THEEEE tumblr shit,, y'all would eat this up. guys the dungeon ai is literally a freak. it's literally nerd dnd shit. y'all love that. where are you? get into dungeon crawler carl nowwwwww

[sparkly-trashfire]

The MC is a whitebread everyman who was cheated on

The star of the show is a cat in a tiara

There are enough pop culture references to make a spreadsheet of them

There's a Spotify Playlist curated by the author

Surprisingly deep themes and found family are hidden in the dick jokes and gory horror

Of like three canon romances (all side notes really) one contains a furry and one a sex worker

Toxic yaoi with a foot fetish on main

A literal ball busting GILF

The fandom calls itself a cult

Seriously though it's so good.

[victusinveritas]

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[bioluminescent-fungus]

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

[therosielord]

Also cooked vegetables are more easily digestible than raw vegetables! People always act like raw vegetables are the healthiest but that is NOT true if you have a sensitive digestive system. Roast that shit.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[robotslenderman]

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[foone]

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

[improbabledreams900]

I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!

Check it out! More levels!

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing