Ranny's House

Fierce Fictive Femme. I'm here to bake cookies and steal youth and the oven's still preheating!

[hebephage]

next time Ranny fronts, it won't be on this site. Not while they're pulling this.

find me at:

Ran (@hebephage.bsky.social)

I'm your friend Ran! Just another adorable part of the super-cute Qeșeþ System. Bi trans woman, born '83.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[missgreeneyartz]

No one discovers “a secret third thing” better than people with ADHD

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[brunhiddensmusings]

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

[redrook]

[borealing]

obsessed with this

[thisbutgoodomens]

Uses sunglasses, even when needn't

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if no one can tell what you're looking at

[hobbesdeep]

[autistic-zukoao3]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[ID: a panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Two Calvin-like figures are descending from a ladder into a dark room filled with waste, barrels, machinery, and waist-high sludge. One of them says, “Ugh, I hate going to the subconscious.” The other responds, “Me too! Why doesn’t anyone ever clean this dump?” / end ID]

[elainiisms]

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

[lolita-wardrobe]

When Dragon Loves Pink

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[harpyboytits]

@hebephage

[hebephage]

Oh no I need it. The ribbons would be constantly annoying me with how impractical they make everything and I need it.

[sequ0iart]

the desert witch does what she must to feed her chupacabra familiar 👽

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[foxgirlintestines]

Eat girlfriend gently like hamburger

[onibotching]

Gently? Who eats either gently?

[hebephage]

If you've ever seen how my system eats a hamburger....

[brattylikestoeat]

[chayasuu]

I miss this show.

[nerdy-narcissist]

oh no sweetie, how'd that happen?

*forcefully presses on bruise i gave you*

[captain-jackson]

you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’

[stealthnachos]

vampire fruit bat

[daily-deliciousness]

Black forest trifle

[lion-buddy]

my piece for the 2024 uy zine!! im very happy i got to be apart of it, go check the full thing out @/uyzine on twitter :]]

[castletemprwine]

i'd devour you whole if you'd let me 🩸🫀

hand knit and crocheted, words by me