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FemOrochimaru's RP blog

[mintyisms]

Leave an 'Am I the Asshole (AITA)' situation in the ask and my muse will decide if you are, in fact, the asshole!

[thatsneakymedic]

*Leaves cups of hot herbal tea for tired Kabuto (and his tired mun)*

@hebi-no-onna

// These days, I feel like I need more tea to handle all of my issues. But thank you! Sorry for replying so late!

Me right now:

Kabuto: He could hear someone knocking on his door, and he immediately recognizes who was behind it. Before she could put the cups of tea down, he opens it unexpectedly and he pulls her inside before anyone could see the two.

Without another word, he takes the cups and he puts them on the tableside. As soon as he puts them down, he holds her tightly while his face digs into her shoulder.

He uses his weight to pull the both of them into the bed...

In the comfort of the pre-warm bed that Kabuto was laying in before he pulled Orochi in, he holds her now a bit more gently. Tears starting to well in his eyes and he shuts them tight. His breathing becoming shaky as he speaks.

"Stay with me. At least till I fall asleep. Just for tonight. Please."

[hebi-no-onna]

@thatsneakymedic

She doesn't protest when he pulls her into the room, placing the smoking tea cups aside. Just nods, pressing him closer, wrapping the long sleeves of her robe around him like a protective cocoon. Kabuto felt warm, his face still wet from shedded tears.

They both lie in bed in total silence, broken by Kabuto's occasional choked and muffled sobbing. It was one of the very few moments when she could see him crying. And she wished there were less of them.

Orochi didn't say anything. Words weren't needed. But she wasn't able to stop herself from gently stroking his hair, humming the slow melody that suddenly came to her head.

[hebi-no-onna]

@thatsneakymedic

Kabuto: Lady Orochi, I have improved my "corpse substitute" jutsu. Now I can not only raise the corpse and make it move, but also change its face. It can even mimic voices!

Orochi: How clever, my dear Kabuto.

Kabuto: I've even tried to make a female corpse look and sound like you!

Orochi: Uh... Well, it can be useful for distraction.

Kabuto: ...

Orochi: You made it for distraction, right?...

Kabuto, sweating nervously: kinda?...

Orochi with her eye twitching: FOR ENEMY DISTRACTION, RIGHT?

[hebi-no-onna]

Guess who started playing Veilguard

[hebi-no-onna]

So, I found my old Orochi screenshots from The Sims 4 and decided to recreate her again now when I have more additional content. Special thanks to the "Snowy escape" for japanese clothes and hairstyles. And I noticed that old Orochi looked more... silly, cartooney almost. (She reminds me of Yzma from "Emperor's new groove" lol). While the new one looks more mature, closer to the "Confident and powerful villainess" look that I wanted to give her. She looks even a bit masculine. Now I just need to recreate Kabuto...

[hebi-no-onna]

"This is the third meal you've missed this week. Are you okay?" He wants to know if he should worry about her or not. After all, she's the more beautiful one out of the both of them. And he doesn't say that lightly. Her body is perfect, but it won't stay perfect, if she takes bad care of herself. He want to know if something is going on. And if not, then he won't worry. He trusts her judgement. She's the only one whose judgement he trusts. He trusts her even more than he trusts Kabuto, and that says everything about her.

"Yes. Just a little temporary problem, nothing to worry about." She smiles, trying to look confident and collected but there are certain signs that her body is starting to fail. That unhealthy grayish paleness under heavy make up, almost like the one geishas are wearing. A faint odour of decaying flesh, hidden with body lotions and perfumes. Lack of appetite and insomnia from the constant pain, too weak yet to make her crawl on the cold floor, cursing everything and everyone. Yet.

She doesn't want to tell him. She is strong, she has dealt with it before, she doesn't need someone's pity or morals about stalling. Kabuto already knows of her condition, he is a clever lad, he will find a decent body for her. "But you're right. I probably shouldn't had missed the meals."

[hebi-no-onna]

Well, I missed the Valentine's Day, but Orochi doesn't need a special date to show her love And I perfectly hear her and Kabuto in this cover. Don't you think, @thatsneakymedic ?

[hebi-no-onna]

Two versions, which looks better?

Made in https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2212867

[hebi-no-onna]

TW: Death of a pet

My cat Eve died on my hands today. She had cancer and I knew that she will be gone sooner or later. We planned to put her down today but it was too late. She died when I carried her to the door, painless I hope, just stopped moving.

Eve was with us for 15 years. She was my first pet and I admit, I wasn't the perfect owner. I blamed myself for not noticing the signs of cancer earlier. For not taking her to the clinic to put down earlier, delaying it to the moment when she could barely walk. But she is in a better place right now, in cat heaven, filled with snacks and comfy pillows.

Eve was a perfect cat. Curious, stubborn, playful, loved to jump at the highest shelves and ask for snacks every 5 minutes.

I love you, little Stinky. Rest in peace.

[hebi-no-onna]

She didn't even need to get into his office, he came to her room himself instead. Since why bother her to make the trip when he's pretty much vaccinating everyone. Since after all, it's better that everyone has strong immunities and have a much better chance of fighting off the flu than get it and not be able to recover quick enough.

"As always, you are my first patient Lady Orochi. I already got the medical team to get theirs so there's no need to worry about catching anything from them."

After he injects the shot and he gives her the bandaid for it. He plants an affectionate kiss on her temple since even he knows how much the shot does hurt. "All done, if you feel ill afterwards. Just let yourself sleep it off. Though do let me know if you feel that way and I'll take care of everything."

"Another year — another shot". she makes a weak smile, enduring nasty painful numbness in her arm. His kiss surely makes it a little better, but Orochi decides to follow Kabuto's advice and have a nap instead of checking on her experiments. Before Kabuto leaves, she stretches her neck, feeling too lazy to get out of bed, and plants a kiss on his cheek in return.

"Thank you, and... don't forget about yourself. It would be awful if you got this nasty thing".

[hebi-no-onna]

Kabuto: *just lost the only person who showed compassion and love to him and is absolutely broken because Nono hadn't even recognized him before her death*

Orochi: Mine now

[hebi-no-onna]

@thatsneakymedic The headache was unbearable. Orochi hardly managed to open her eyes, trying to focus them on any close object. Finally all the blur started to slowly disappear, revealing her room...and her bed. And Kabuto in it, resting his head on her chest. "What the everloving fuck...?" she muttered, trying to remember something, anything about what happened before she woke up here. Orochi felt that bitter aftertaste in her mouth. That fucking sake... "Kabuto brought some of this "King of the Night" sake, we were drinking, talking about something and..." however, despite her trying to remember what happened after, she couldn't recall anything. None. Zero. She drank one (?) piala and then her mind went blank and she woke up in her bed with Kabuto. Orochi looked down, noticing that her breasts were open. "Did we...?" she quickly looked under the blanket. Kabuto's pants were unzipped but still on him and her underwear was in its place. Looks like they were going to have a drunk sex yesterday but got too wasted and simply passed out. At least their only problem will be a hangover...right?

[hebi-no-onna]

@thatsneakymedic , @uchihacollector

"King of the Night" sake, "Hakuto peach" sake...Why I miss all the tasty stuff?" She pouts, sipping her herbal tea.

Me: Maybe because this tasty stuff will get you absolutely wasted in the puddle of your own vomit?

[hebi-no-onna]

Your Dating service

"This old geezer tried to grope my ass several times and was staring at my breasts the whole date. And all for fucking 78 cents?! I should have just kill him, take his wallet and leave. Never again I'm using these dating apps, never again!"

Stole this from: @thatsneakymedic

[hebi-no-onna]

I see Orochi as someone who was called "creepy" or "freak" while she was a child, and she just made it a part of her personality at least till the Boruto era. If they want to see her as a monster, she will show them a monster. She is a scary witch in the woods, who kidnaps and eats children for breakfast. She is a beautiful woman who will lure you into her den and then take your body and eat your soul and steal your wallet.

She is a creepy Sadako - Kayako style ghost who will scare you shitless by turning her head by 180* and laughing like a banshee.

[hebi-no-onna]

Doctor: Don't worry, it won't hurt at all Also doctor:

[hebi-no-onna]

I was looking through my saves and found this XD