They Call Me Giggles

let me engage in my own brainrot in peace

[hebrohammer]

Thank you Carey Pietsch for putting Magnus in a Yamcha death pose when he got his ass handed to him

[hebrohammer]

I don't know the exact day, but this month makes my blog old enough to sign up for its own Tumblr account

[afloweroutofstone]

[shiftythrifting]

"Found this a while ago at a Goodwill in New Jersey"

Discord submission from Vic

[ivy-michaels]

Break up Visa and Mastercard. Break up any bank worth more than a billion dollars. Tax excess profits at 125%. Make companies pay exorbitant fees to conduct stock buybacks. Cap interest rates on mortgages at 1%. Raise the minimum wage to $50 an hour. Make healthcare universal and ban private hospitals. Make legislators sell everything they own and live in barracks like monks. Make elected officials swear oaths of poverty. Tax churches. Prosecute Exxon. Take Fox News off the air. Build a world in which it’s impossible to be both rich and powerful.

[dogpuppy]

[rockthrowingbutch]

[datasoong47]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

[hebrohammer]

A zoo without a pachyderm is irrelephant and an aquarium without a dolphin has no porpoise

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[userdilf-deactivated20210916]

Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7-and-a-half-foot-long, 54 inch-wide…GORILLA?!

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN — Dir. Mel Brooks, 1974.

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[vigilantsycamore]

Friendly reminder that Jesus Day has nothing to do with Jesus and therefore non-Christian religious people have no excuse not to particupate in Jesus Day, the totally not-Jesus-affiliated celebration of Jesus' birth. If you say this holiday, where people commonly put up decorations depicting the birth of Jesus and sing songs about his role in the Jesus religion, might have something to do with Jesus, you are actually oppressing us Smart Enlightened People who don't believe in your fairy tales and are definitely not culturally Christian even though we come from Christian backgrounds, view every non-Christian religion as either Christianity Lite or the same kind of barbaric superstition that the more bigoted Christians reduce other religions to, and write mile-long essays about why not only is it justified for me to celebrate Christian holidays, non-Christians are not allowed to opt out of those holidays either

Tone can be hard to convey over text but all of the above was sarcasm.