Three Goblin Art
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
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Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@hebrohammer
"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me
"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself
Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.
A zoo without a pachyderm is irrelephant and an aquarium without a dolphin has no porpoise
So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee
They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store
The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.
This is it, this is the one
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a 7-and-a-half-foot-long, 54 inch-wide…GORILLA?!
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN — Dir. Mel Brooks, 1974.
extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine
at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport
Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-
Bert: Bert and I
Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!
Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)
Friendly reminder that Jesus Day has nothing to do with Jesus and therefore non-Christian religious people have no excuse not to particupate in Jesus Day, the totally not-Jesus-affiliated celebration of Jesus' birth. If you say this holiday, where people commonly put up decorations depicting the birth of Jesus and sing songs about his role in the Jesus religion, might have something to do with Jesus, you are actually oppressing us Smart Enlightened People who don't believe in your fairy tales and are definitely not culturally Christian even though we come from Christian backgrounds, view every non-Christian religion as either Christianity Lite or the same kind of barbaric superstition that the more bigoted Christians reduce other religions to, and write mile-long essays about why not only is it justified for me to celebrate Christian holidays, non-Christians are not allowed to opt out of those holidays either
Tone can be hard to convey over text but all of the above was sarcasm.
i'm going to be flat out and say if you use chatgpt, i automatically assume you are stupid. and i mean literally stupid. i will assume you have significantly lower intelligence. i think you are an actual fucking moron. you need chatgpt to clean up every sentence you write? are you brain dead? is there just a pile of rot up there? i 100% would never listen to a single thing a chatgpt user says because i don't even think you're saying it. the bot is. because you're so fucking stupid you can't even think for yourself anymore and you have no desire to learn or improve. you are nothing in a nothing void. you are an idiot.
just some of what's currently up ~ check out my sale section, lotta prints bein' retired, only got a few of most of 'em :) also got mini print sets of some of my pokemon inspired series up thru December 7th
No spoilers for Dispatch, but there was a dialog option that felt so clearly written by the same people who scripted the "Glass Him" decision in The Wolf Among Us
I wrote this when only half the episodes were released. Now that it's all out, they really couldn't help themselves, could they
Alternatively:
you have been bad friends to riz gukgak
it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works
No spoilers for Dispatch, but there was a dialog option that felt so clearly written by the same people who scripted the "Glass Him" decision in The Wolf Among Us