Heb Rambles

An inevitable step.

[hebsrambles]

oh right hi I'm Henry

I'm 18 (unc)

I go by any pronouns spit your shit guys

I'm a psychology uni student and sometimes I'll make reference to that.

I don't really know what to put here.

I go-kart?

engage at your own risk my whimsy may overpower you

[hebsrambles]

Hello devout heb rambles fans (me)

Welcome to the second edition of me yammering on about whatever is impacting my thought process at this exact moment in time.

TODAYS TOPIC: My plague and the pronunciation of "wh"

let me start with the obligatory: I feel like I have been NAILED up the ASS so hard. Like, brother?? Biologically male so I cannot escape man flu. The world wants me to suffer, clearly. I am not being overdramatic.

I will say, it's particularly bad. I'm sneezing my nose off and hardly seeing straight. Also tummy hurts :(

OUUURRRGGGHHHH

Anyway, yeah! University has been an interesting mixture of plague and partying. Admittedly, I'd rather have neither. Why oh why am I missing the last good club night of the year making a TUMBLR post in bed very ill.

Eh.

Anyway, the important topic now. Wh.

Now, me personally, I find it incredibly hwimsical saying whimsical as I originally spelt it. But are there limits to this?

If someone told me they were dying soon, and I said "hwen?" Would that be morally reprehensible? These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night. I also feel as if it cannot be implemented in singing.

For example: the backstreet boys could not have said "tell me hwy". Even if it would've been significantly more hwimsical.

But, why should we limit the hwimsy, as I debated (and lost), recently in a little competition, British humour is truly incredible, mocking the sadness in life to make light and spread joy. Could the usage of "hw" instead of "wh" be an important step forward in self aware humour?

Ideally, yes.

Overall. Feeling hwimsical rn.

Little sidenote but I really liked the fnaf 2 movie and maybe it's a pile of steaming dogshit but it's MY pile of steaming dogshit.

[hebsrambles]

You know I don't actually know the point of Tumblr so I'm going to use this as a rambles channel because sometimes I just need to yabbadabbadoo a little bit.

Today's topic: What the FUCK IS THE POINT IN HAVING A DICK GNG.

Like, we out here having it dangling down between my legs making itself a nuisance, like gtfo.

Let me elaborate.

They are the least aesthetically pleasing things potentially of all time, they're ugly. Like, who looks at a penis and thinks "wow yeah let me fucking devour that", and to think I have to stare down at that thing every time god forbid I get naked.

Then, they have like only one notable perk in that I can piss standing up, but then pissing in public is banned, what's the deal with that? Like, god forbid I want to whip it out in a bush and have a wazz.

Probably notable that I'm entirely non binary or something.

But like, then, I'm out here giving a presentation right. Tell me why my shit is acting like I'm rocking some crazy huzz. Like. No. You're embarassing me? Please stop?

Overall, I feel as if having a penis is not very beneficial to my mental and emotional well-being. It is a nuisance, it is ugly, and its one good use is "illegal".

2/10 body part, slightly better than a little toe.