Kris @heckerwithsalad - Tumblr Blog

Hy! Name’s Kris or Salad idrc;)

Me:

Nationality: Slovak-Czech

Languages: slovak🇸🇰, czech🇨🇿, english🇬🇧/🇺🇸, german🇩🇪(a little), also I am learning a few other

Sexuality: Lesbian🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

Mentally: Unstable ( so don’t be mean to me or I’ll either cry 😢 or kill you🔪)

My Art: singing(not publicly), piano(also not publicly), drawing(you’ll see it once in a blue moon/ there’s chance)

Fav things:

Music🎶 (metal, rock🪨🤘, pop (but only some; also jpop), vocaloid, soundtracks from musicals

Coffee☕️(at home cafe latte; in summers caramel frappe/ice latte; Halloween pumpkin spice frappe)

Books📚(queer literature, manga(I have a really weird taste so don’t ask me for recs), post/apocalyptic books,(also fanfics if we count them as books)

Games🎮(I love horror games(don’t know how to play them), old horror jrpgs, platformers, mainly games with great story

Drawing🎨(what can I say, the fanart I’ve seen in past few years made me wanna draw too)(also I don’t draw too often)

Fandoms(finally):

This will also be a kinda weird list so… anyway

Orv📖(extreme hyper-fixation and way of coping)(still reading)

Hannibal 🔪(All types of media(books!/NBC!/also the old movies)

Hazbin Hotel(we slay also songs are bangers)

VTubers 🖋️(don’t judge me or I will judge you ☺️🔪)

A lot of weird/queer Animes/Manga ( Kuroshitsuji, Tokyo Ghoul, Yuri on Ice, Bloom Into You(ptw)…) if you have recs don’t hesitate to drop below, please😩

Hamilton (am here if you wanna yap)

Fnaf🤖 (also don’t judge)

A lot of my fav games👾 (Ib, Mad Father, Undertale…)

A lot of weird stuff I forgor

Random fandoms because I like their ships

I also possess random knowledge about some fandoms

Personal goals for future:

Would love to draw more so I can post(also get better at digital art)

I want to make my own rpg game(probably not in foreseeable future)

Write fanfics🖋️( I am started on one(like 4 sentences) and also I got a lot of ideas💡)

Also I want to try streaming just for fun, but I don’t have time and don’t know where to start (I’m just procrastinating really)

Learn swedish🇸🇪(also procrastinating at the moment)

Find will to live(TT)

PS: I made this intro only bc of my friend , so I may not be that active, but I’ll also try to post more and not only reblog;-;

PS2: I’m really shy🥲

PS3: My humour is really dark and morbid💀⚰️ so be prepared

#intro post #introduction #pinned intro #introductory post #omniscient reader's viewpoint #fnaf #hamilton musical #hannibal #hazbin hotel #vtuber #anime #kuroshitsuji #tokyo ghoul #undertale #pinned post

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

moon-lord-big-naturals

We got that fine classic literature on the island

clownoid-cat

enough is enough. i want winter back

clownoid-cat

i wanted to write about we have ant acid from 2005 in our lab, but then i thought that maybe in english it isnt called ant acid, and...

i am talking about formic acid (which apparently is latin for ant)

catchymemes

sugar-for-ashes

bitt-better

deanwinchesterapologist

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

grootficguy

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

dragon-in-a-fez

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours