oof !!!!!!!!!!

she/her\hers 🌸 I only really reblog stuff, but on rare occasions I do post 🌸 asks are always open please send me some!!

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[wormssss]

hey please spread this around.

bumblebees are going extinct and i think now is a time to let everyone know that pesticides aren’t the way to go. there are infact alternatives to pesticides that are cheaper and safer.

like caffeine! bees love the smell of caffeine, and it doesn’t hurt them. however every other dangerous bug is repulsed by the smell and wont eat your plants.

it’s that simple! it’s that fucking simple! all you have to do is get some coffee beans or whatever. put it in a cup. put some water in it. put it in a spray bottle. boom! that’s all!

please spread this around to anyone you know i refuse to let bumblebees go extinct

[gayhaircut]

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

[gayhaircut]

ladies are u all ok

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

no

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard

[i-fernanda-dias]

“Sleeping with the moon ”

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[shanigrim]

Pixar I will not stand for this ugly erasure 

[littlemisstfp-deactivated202212]

I’m fucking cackling

[snootyfoxfashion]

Tarot Prints by SoniaLazoIllustrator

[argodeon]

Leavess

x / x / x / x

repost batch bc I can’t draw shit rn lmao

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

A rat could kill you with it’s powerful magics but they won’t

[sleepy-and-cloaked-deactivated2]

the black plague

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Not their fault

[berrytart]

[goophtroop]

If i see square waves I’m going out there cause that’s mine craft

[asakano]

Okay, but really. This phenomenon is known as “cross waves” or “cross sea” and is the result of different wave systems interacting. The currents underneath these waves are arguably stronger than a riptide, and swimming parallel to the shore is unlikely to free you from its pull. Cross waves are also bad for boaters and have been blamed for many a wreck over time. They’re fun to look at, but stay safe people.

[garbage-empress]

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

[majortvjunkie]

[korrasforevergirl]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[spicyshimmy-blog]

girls don’t like boys girls like the starship enterprise

[trekkingwilbury-deactivated2017]

I guess boys can come clean then. They like the Starship Enterprise as well. Let’s stop pursuing each other, and instead pursue peace and acceptance of all sentient life so that we can boldly go where no one has gone before.

[melpopenn]

What if we don’t like starship enterprise? What if we don’t like space? Space is scary. Life is scary. Life in space is terrifying. I will boldly go hide in a cave with my tin hat thank you.

[spicyshimmy-blog]

c'mon bones it’ll be fun

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

c'mon bones it’ll be fun

[changeduser00000000000]

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that