The Asexual Third Wheel

Hiya! Mel here!. I'm here to take names and make bad puns. You have been warned. I blog a lot of just about everything, even if im not in the fandom. No seriously, this blog is such a disaster, why are you even here? I mean one day it's all old abandoned stuff then BAM super kawaii. Be careful out there. The world is a strange place and this blog doesn't make it any less so.

[joey-wheeler-official]

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

[taiga-fujimura-official]

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

[biggerb0at]

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

[tardigradetheking]

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

[tardigradetheking]

hey hey

bitch

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

[highmachinegun]

You mean like this?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Let me run you all over with my sweet-ass chariot.

[venusrrvelez]

Damn, the weapons fandom has had some discourse lately.

[thestalkerbunny]

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

[kunabee]

@dovewithscales

[dovewithscales]

Goals honestly

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[chiaroxoscuro]

Hi! I’m sure a lot of you know this but I’m a non binary crafts person of color. I run a business called warclad, making medieval and fantasy gear. I’m self taught and spend my time studying old techniques. I’m currently teaching myself to work steel. With how things are times are hard and I can use all the help I can get to keep doing the work I love. If you like what you see consider following me on

Tumblr

Twitter

and Instagram

If you like my work you can get your hands on it over on Etsy, or you can support me on Patreon. I’m really hoping to get into making tutorials and testing out my work. 

Please consider rebloging this, and if you can, add on other poc’s and lgbt individuals involved in craft work as we can use all the boosting we can get these days.

[ladivvinatravestia]

Here is the totally amazing Witcher phone case I got from Warclad!  Please check out their etsy shop, their work is fantastic

[thedangerfloofhasreturned]

D&D Character Alignment Charts for Dummies

Normal

Defined by Lawful Good

Defined by Chaotic Good

Defined by Lawful Evil

Defined by Chaotic Evil

Defined by True Neutral

Defined by Philosophic Theist

[trip-wild]

May I hit y'all with a hot take

Uncle iroh has Hawaiian shirt energy

Sokka also has the same energy but no sleeves

Thank you for your time

[phoenixbrightheart]

[sonic-zombie]

So we've learned from experience that a live action adaption of Avatar: The Last Airbender is a bad idea, but in case they decide to try it again I have exactly one idea that I actually care about.

I think that they should have relatively unknown actors play all the characters with the sole exception of the Ember Island Players. The Boy In The Iceberg should feature exclusively A-list actors.

Now Look Me In The Eyes Hollywood. Look me in the eyes and listen to me. If you do this, and you don't get Dwayne Johnson, literally The Rock, to play the Ember Island version of Toph, I'm going to burn down the golden globes. Idk how but I'll do it.

And that's literally all I care about, I won't be accepting criticism. Bye.

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Starbucks funded the police in Atlanta so here’s their recipes

[everthefractal]

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

[remedytherat-deactivated2023072]

Here’s the tweet I got it from

[penguinedward]

Hey, guys, some of the things in here are for making frappuccinos, and call for things like frappuccino roast and coffee/cream base, but if you’re making these at home, you can do substitution easy. Frappuccino roast you can make with cooled down double roasted coffee, meaning you make a pot of coffee with twice the amount of ground coffee or half the amount of water. For the base, you can basically substitute maple syrup or honey, just depending on flavor preference, it’s really just a thickener or binder, you can also sub in heavy whipping cream instead of whole milk to really get that thick, smooth flavor.

Almost everything else you can buy at the store or online, and you can get a wider variety of flavors too. Mocha is literally just chocolate and when we ran out we’d use Hershey’s Syrup. Ummm…I think that’s it, if I think of anything to add or you have questions, I’m always down to answer~

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dovewithscales]

Young people have never been lazy. They are disenfranchised and have a sense of justice. They don’t think they should spend their entire lives doing the jobs Baby Boomers did until they were 22, being treated worse, for the same pay, when everything costs three times as much, except for college which costs eight times as much.

The people who complain about lazy young people are all people who paid their college tuition with a part time job, at a time when college tuition was cheap enough to be paid with a part time job. They’re also the people who raised tuition prices and tanked the housing market and economy. Not to mention they still think of Millenials as college kids and younger when we’re actually in our thirties and forties and literally have children the age they think we still are.

The generation that insults Millenials and Gen Z is the generation who created the problems we are fixing.

[taikeero-lecoredier]

Archive.org is facing a lawsuit

tldr: the Internet Archive/WayBack Machine is super important in term of archived content, billions of stuff are on there, and with the current event happening in the world like stated above,without this tool, it will be hard to properly document what took place. It will be easy for certain people to rewrite history. Dont let them.

DONATE HERE (post dont get much exposure with working links sorry)

 archive.org/donate/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

IF YOU CANT DONATE THEN PLEASE SPREAD THE INFO

On twitter,tumblr,facebook,heck,anywhere you want,this needs to be talked about !

[pblomgr1]

These are the solutions we need to policing right now. Remember: the problem cannot be solved by technocratic solutions (i.e. body cams, further trainings, etc.) The problem is policing itself.

[llatimeria]

Please buy this game bundle. It’s $5 (or more if you want) for literally 700 video games, tabletop games, not to mention game engines and assets. All proceeds are going to the NAACP and Community Bail Fund, split 50/50.

Night in the Woods and Oneshot are both in it, not to mention literally hundreds of other cool indie games I haven’t played yet that look really cool and promising. 

Also I’d like to reiterate it is $5 minimum for over $3,400 worth of content, which is just fucking insane.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rezby]

[cheese-greater-official]

Holy-

[callmearcturus]

What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch

Sure I’ll sum up.

So there was a very good peaceful protest by.... Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.

Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about new, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.

They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.

Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”

TURNS OUT.

ALL OF THIS.

WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.

Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.

Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.

[unabasheddeerking]

Oh my fucking god

[mckitterick]

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this feels vaguely relevant…

Read the full text of It Can’t Happen Here on Project Gutenberg: X

[imall4frogs]

Have I ever hit “reblog” so fast? No.

[wahtdahel-blog]

Sucks that we need this advice, but great that it’s being shared. 

[teefeeder]

I’m reposting for my black love ones out here!

[lgbtculture]

Congratulations Costa Rica! 🏳️‍🌈❤️