Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
I think Tumblr will love this
For the love of GOD turn the volume on
This is UNCANNY.
@vurelly
This genre of re-enactment of video game logic/bugs/behaviour will never cease to be immensely funny
Not to mention everyone who does it is so insanely talented at portraying not only the vibes, but being dead on with the motion. I mean the courier in this alone has amazing core strength and rag dolls the EXACT way that bodies do in game. It’s honestly incredible.
The downside of dating a vampire
Or maybe it's an advantage? And yes, his hand is wandering underneath the sheets in all the [in]apropriate places
my twtr: https://x.com/skeptical_lynx?s=21&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA
this post on bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/skeptical-lynx.bsky.social/post/3lfcqvq6eyk2t
What if you caught Astarion in the middle of the night before you find out he's a vampire. You hear rustling and water dripping and go out to investigate and he's there washing the blood off himself. You're suddenly wide awake from seeing him covered in blood. Everyone else is asleep. Asking him if he's okay and making a huge deal out of it and he's just so annoyed trying to brush it off but then you put your hand on his cheek, asking again, are you okay? He freezes for a moment with your hand on his face and doesn't know what to say because he hasn't rehearsed shit for this. Scanning your face trying to figure out what the hell you want. Seeing the concern in your eyes. And something in his face just softens as he realizes you actually genuinely care if something bad happens to him. The fact that you came running to help him. Idk. Just a thought
*cries*
For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.
The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”
I fucking hate it here I’m crying
in my notifications
high comedy
Zillow house listings
>go right
>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)
>…go back to the right
Go left
Go forward
Go right ->
Open the door! :3c
I wanna see what’s inside!
Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!
This post is a Maid of Space!
Achievement unlocked!
And back and forth…
Until you’ve hit the right spot!
Not what I expected coming from John Green
I said what I said.
thinking about creatures.
look at this thing
Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button
That is a banded linsang.
They sit very politely.
@neonsblanketfort
Smiles, everyone, smiles.
this is one of TWO great new tooth therapies i've been very interested in!
in one, they pack your cavities or cracked tooth or whatever with stem cells and then trigger those stem cells to become tooth cells and your tooth basically heals itself :D
in this one, they basically tell your genes, "hey, remember that bit of genetic code that caused your body to grow a whole new set of teeth when you were like 8 years old? Yeah, run that code again right here" or, more accurately, what they really do is tell your body to temporarily stop running the extra bit of code that prevents you continuously growing new teeth like a shark.
anyway, can you imagine? Right now if you lose an adult tooth, in order to replace it they have to drill into your skull bones and screw in a fake one. In ten years you might be able to just... grow a new one! the future of dentistry is about to be so cool!
Scientists are on the verge of a dental miracle.
For clinical treatment of tooth defects and tooth loss, nonbiotechnological approaches, such as the use of prostheses and implants, have gen