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once, when I was a kid, I got caught in a credit card scam. But the stupid scammers called my dad and he shut down all the accounts and that's why I don't like phone calls the end.

[klaushargreeveses]

Kiki’s Delivery Service + Gütiokipänjä Bakery

[funnytwittertweets]

[kaijuno]

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

also wear lingerie. next question

[doggosource]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[water---damage]

Dr. Gachey with foxglove, 1890

[calocera]

knights of the round table

[c0rpseductor]

[femmenietzsche]

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Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[partycoffin]

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

[partycoffin]

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

[mctreeleth]

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

[sweetroll]

Mofy Kerry the Frog Plush Keychain Doll

[heedra]

sometimes a song overall is mediocre but theres like one brief portion of it that u wish you could steal with the photoshop eyedropper tool and expand into a full song of its own

[peteneems]

[the-cobalt-coast]

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: woolly the lamb!