my knight said we are “laying siege” tomorrow and i asked how long that takes and he said “weeks, maybe months” and i just think we should have discussed that beforehand becausei packed one (1) apple
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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my knight said we are “laying siege” tomorrow and i asked how long that takes and he said “weeks, maybe months” and i just think we should have discussed that beforehand becausei packed one (1) apple
Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP
HELLO????
girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life
fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track
there used to be a man named bruno mars and he would come on the radio every now and then to sing us his new song but he doesnt do any of that now because he got shy
new jerma clip of all time just dropped
y’all pls u this vid fucks so hard
Sir Ian McKellen shouts:
“Painted whores! Sexual gladiators! Fiercely old party children! Wake from their slumber to debut the bacchanal! Come into the light! Come into the light!”
This fucks IMPOSSIBLY hard
This absolutely fucks unbelievably inconceivably hard
I hate that the "x reader" or "x Y/N" style of fanfic has become sooooo popular, partially because it's just not for me and partially because they clog general non-fic related tags and those authors seem allergic to the "read more" function on this website, but ALSO because I believe that you should have to go through the trouble of creating an absolutely batshit self-insert character, with a backstory that makes no sense and a name that doesn't really gel with the aesthetics of the universe. Legolas and Aragorn should be in a love triangle with Kylie, the angsty sixteen year old half-human half-elf and inexplicable tenth member of the Fellowship. Do the WORK. If everyone was doing "Y/N" nonsense back in the day, there would be no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, or probably Bella Swan. These are important women. They deserve to be named, confusingly and with no regard for the fictional world they inhabit.
I just found this image and words cannot describe how much I love it. I don’t know where it’s from, but it looks like he’s having a jolly time
they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early
That's because this is Silmarillion
guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw
The Illusionist 💫 The Scoundrel 🍾 The Siphoner 🩸 The Performer 🎭
Happy Pride to The Hidden Isle’s character classes 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
“Laios is such a freak, he’s too weird” OH NO! my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery! What’s next? The sexy hunk is too autistic? GET OUT OF HERE!!
They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3
Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free