[megatron-moving-to-megatron]

fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river

[answersyahoo]

[kristina100000]

if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no

[ohdreaming]

my possible career choices: cloud flower

[ywukki]

my skills include liking the colour pink and being a massive crybaby

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[inkskinned]

i think the moon would like you

[mjalti]

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

[theblob1958]

anyone wanna buy a semi rundown house with me that we spend the summer fixing up, long nights with the radio playing gently into the night as we put down new floor boards, sitting in freshly painted rooms watching the sun set out the window…… sorry, i cant finish this post, the fantasy got to me…..

[busket]

consider this officially considered

[pathologising]

can you please leave me alone I need a minute to be diabolical in my room alone

[sailorbrazil]

lets go out and have some classic teenage fun... chew some glass..... eat dirt... who knows. maybe even kiss a lizard?

[roseturkishdelight]

gf bread: *is gluten free*

my absolute idiot brain: [softly] girlfriend bread 💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍞💖

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

SICK of thinking! Won’t be doing that again

[catcrumb]

[yourgoat]

*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

[alfea]

[bombaynights-deactivated2019111]

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*