Heiress to Your Ass

An ask blog about a Salandit heiress! Currently Avalible for Asks; Heiress Elizardbeth the Shiny Salandit Current M!A; None Yet Current Crew; Heiress Elizardbeth

[notaclown-jester]

hiatus

Just so people know that I’m not dead, I’ll be going to Utah for who knows how long and won’t be able to access the Internet,,,

[just-ask-autumn]

Autumn: “I know how to use toxic and I’m not afraid to use it.” @heiress-salandit

[heiress-salandit]

Beth: Oh! You're a Pokémon! I'm so sorry!

[sometimes-femprotags]

(@heiress-salandit) Beth@Humans: OwO What Pokemon are you all? You don't look like any Pokemon I've ever seen! (She's never seen a human before)

@heiress-salandit

Sodium: We’re all huma…n…s…?

*Sodium looks at Danielle and Vic.*

Vic: Um… *sheepishly stares at her arm cannon*

Danielle: *glitches out for a second, then returns to normal* Ich bin ein, uh… Lemonade. Wait, no, I meant yes, I’m human! *gulps*

Yeah, Vic and Danielle aren’t exactly “human” as you’d put it…

[heiress-salandit]

Beth: Never heard of those Pokémon before! What type are you all?

[heiress-salandit]

Arc: "So you're an heiress? What are you the heiress of?"

Beth: Hahaha

Beth: All you have to do is be born to the right people, doesn’t matter what you’re made out of!

EDIT I READ THIS WRONG CURSE MY EYES

Beth: I'm the heiress of my colony of course~

[heiress-salandit]

[ask-gardevoirgang]

I swear to hell if no one sends me asks I’ll send them in myself >:00000

[heiress-salandit]

how does it feel knowing all the dudes around you are half your height and always will be

Beth: Awesome B)

[heiress-salandit]

Beth Doodles!

[heiress-salandit]

Doodles of Salandits!

[heiress-salandit]

Alrighty everyone! Elizardbeth is open for asks!

[heiress-salandit]

Not yet open for asks, please wait!

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