Heir of Prankster

My name is John Egbert and this is my quest to conquer the standup comedians world with my legacy of pranking. Hehe don't worry. Why don't you send me an ask or look through my blog!

[heirofprankster]

EB: man i've said this so many times already. EB: i don't like it. EB: i really don't like it at all. EB: it's something fishy about that company.

[heirofprankster]

EB: wait wHAT WHEN

[heirofprankster]

EB: to be honest i can't remembe too much of it... EB: i don't think i want to remember. EB: don't ever do this it's so emberassing. EB: oh my god. EB: you can find me under my bed this is so bad please don't tell dad about this.

[heirofprankster]

EB: whatt.

EB: no i'm not!

[heirofprankster]

EB: you know what?

EB: nope.

EB: nope nope nope.

EB: if you ever think about such things, this bunny will haunt you forever!

[heirofprankster]

EB: hehe maaaaaaaaybe!

EB: oh shit. EB: hehehe how fucked am i?

[heirofprankster]

EB: dave is one of my best friends, but rose and jade are both pretty close to me! EB: i just think it's silly to have a favourite, and i can't really choose between them because they are all pretty damn sweet.

[heirofprankster]

Oh wow, looks like egberts got himself a blog too. Interesting.

hehehe what else? and damn right that it'll be interesting!

[heirofprankster]

I'm back- for real this time!

hiya!

sorry, the last month have been kinda crazy for me so i've barely been at my computer at all these days. but now i'm here, so i'll start to go through my mail in a minute!

(and I know that my hair is ridiculous, dad wanted to cut it short before i left and i think he cut it a little too short...)

[heirofprankster]

Update--

PSYCHE!!!

  sorry guys! there is alot going on right now, and i havn't been able to reply to anything lately. honestly, it might even take a while longer until i can reply. but i wanted to check in here and just post this to tell you that i'm not gone!

thanks for the asks i've gotten meanwhile. feel free to ask away more and i'll get back to work as soon as i can! thanks.

[heirofprankster]

sorry that my quality sucks!

quality as in bad lightening and a pretty bad cam. neither of those likes the evening, and it's usually in the evenings i'll do this. so you notice how it gets all yellowish and bleh. i just need more and better light! and a better cam!

so here, have a toothless me instead. are you really sure that you want to give me braces now?

[heirofprankster]

i'd rather not think about it. what's fun with life if you have no one to share it with? to be honest, i'd be dead myself without them.

[heirofprankster]

i dunno! i have alot of great best friends, and they are all sweet in their own way!

but i guess my very best friend is dad. he have always been there, you know?

[heirofprankster]

hmmmmmmmm. my best prank? that’s difficult to decide!

salt in the sugarcan is pretty rad!

or changing the time of your friends clock!

wait. oh. fuck.

[wwhatevver-ampora]

I just got that….that’s dave’s/davesprite’s watch isn’t it?

[heirofprankster]

i guess? i think i got it after i had been late a few times. i'm not the best when it comes to times and dates.

[heirofprankster]

speaking of nothing

look what i got!

FRIEND CODE: 4828 - 3701 - 8386 FELI

[park-geese]

Nice my friend code is ---- ---- ---- ----

[heirofprankster]

shit, i'm late for animal crossing!

[heirofprankster]

from vinyl-scratcher:

ahaha if i have!?

sometimes it turns out great!

... but most of the time, it doesn't go that great.

[heirofprankster]

Re: With this, my blog opens!

To be honest, I have no clue.

[peachy-k0]

well for one you killed your grandma/genetic mother sooooo, yeah

[heirofprankster]

oh, yeah.....

...... wait

how do you know that!?!?