Dr Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

Melbourne, Australia

[thecollectibles]

Art by pixel cat

[avvocarlo]

doing the marge simpson impression so hard that I throw up

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[chengoeshonk]

1 minute til hatman

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

[trans]

[3liza]

the tiktok ceo has beautiful hands which i think he knows because he is usually gesticulating in news photos. i observe this dispassionately but with interest; as a culture we sort of don't care about hands anymore as a facet of beauty, at least not beyond the vague appreciation for manicures and women's interest in each other's nails. in victorian novels characters are always remarking on each other's hands but Americans and British at least seem to have collectively forgotten about them sometime during the postwar period.

[hollowtones]

[powerburial]

this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

her: are you dumb

me: quite the opposite actually

[hotgirlskissing]

Nerds, Geeks, and other Brainiacs: “Finally a meme for me!”

[cheddar-baby]

Opulence! You own everything!

[penandinkprincess]

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

[penandinkprincess]

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

[memorycycle]

commercial: our new strawberry flavor!

really really really sad man: whats even the point

[appalachian-heathen]

[colehersch]

Saddleback College held a discussion on potential new mascots, so a student sent me the zoom link.

[depsidase]

[haveashran]

Reverse Vulcan learning pit

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Can we talk about the bucket with toilet paper next to it

[jimxugle]

7 + 4 = 12

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it

[oysters-aint-for-me]