Call me Hera...

[gaycism]

I’m mike

[lepreax-deactivated20181220]

why did this child just rip out my hair

[timebattlemage]

Wig destroyer…. asmr

[1dietcokeinacan]

The nodding.

[angelbabyspice]

All her videos are so hard to watch. She’s too good.

[softwaring]

[atomicwinterlove]

[vrson]

^ thats the original image, in case you want to see exactly how fucking vile these bastards are.

(those are signs they confiscated from homeless people they arrested for "panhandling" during the holiday season)

[angelbabyspice]

It’s the ripped up thin blue line american flag printed on copy paper for me

[coffeeforcollege]

Saw this on Facebook and honestly, yeah

[expiredpersona]

[medranochav]

PERCHED💅🏼

[somewhereinthedetails217]

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

[dr-gloom]

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

[studying-inwonderland]

Shes smiling.

[blksasuke]

should the opportunity arise

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

What does this mean

[classicmeevs]

he brings all his friends to the gym with him now

[pinkmanthedog]

My deaf and blind dog Bitsy pouting because I “locked her in the kitchen” 

[pinkmanthedog]

I didn’t get a picture but she yesterday was VERY ANGRY at me for not letting her get in the shower with me 

(because I was in the living room)

[pinkmanthedog]

Update: very angry to be stuck in backyard

[pinkmanthedog]

[memewhore]

[m1911s-chapter-7]

No, satan was calling him.

[windupoperator]

Only people who call six times in a row like that are debt collectors

[unclefather]

[meanplastic]

[bardsplay]

I’m…..hongry

[bardsplay]

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

What does noon to afternoon mean?

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[adaarsvitaar]

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

[fenmech]

[thranduils]

[thranduils]

[motive11331]

[deceptive-owls]

me n the girls going out n getting wasted

[sridevi]

*sitting with relatives at a family function*

some aunty: what type of girl do you like? i know tons of girls who would make you happy! when are you going to find a wife? :)

me, on my phone with the brightness turned all the way down, scrolling past a gifset of a gaped butthole: 

[jehovahhthickness]

If I had to listen to this, so do y’all

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

he gon nut, nut inside my ass, (uh)

squirt it back, bitch i squirt it back (uh)

[mrdsc1010]