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[party-in-the-front]

Hey, here's the full set of the brand new Disco Elysium pics!

Prints are available, and maybe these work well in poster format (which inprnt started doing a while ago)?

I'm sad I didn't get to draw any cars, would be nice to do 1 more, but I need to move on... Also, there has been a promo on all summer at inprnt that might end soon, so these are at 35% off right now!

Shop gallery quality art prints by Party in the Front.

[tomorrowillbeyou]

Many like to imagine middle aged band men pregnant. few have the courage to imagine them menopausal

[dennydreadful]

sister chastity caught drawing yaoi

[zekoagun]

you can see the rage in his eyes

[artcollectorninja]

[artcollectorninja]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

The muscle control here... 😳

[carduelism]

Newmann dump in our lords hear of 2025

[brighhton]

newt you said it wrong. newt its stole them from the president . newt there is kaiju blood everywhere newton are you listening

[carduelism]

Newmann matching drawings WIP, got covid so 😢

[carduelism]

Todaysprogress honk shooko

[carduelism]

Nice tattoos…one lick please sire

[girlballs-archive]

shoutout to girls with small hogs. you're tumblr's strongest soldiers

[mino2aur]

karma police im sucking on this knob

[queermasculine]

how to stand up for self and remain likeable

how to stand up for self and be forgiven reddit

[albertnatural]

fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

[pleuvoire]

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[lastoneout]

Highlights from the notes:

- Mouthing off to a literal god in Baldur's Gate 3 so badly that she undoes your very existence. Also making out with a mindflayer and letting someone perform an ice pick lobotomy on you.

- The joke endings in Nier Automata, specifically the one where you eat a fish after being told it will kill you which immediately kills you and removing your OS chip for funsies. Gotta say tho, I'm kinda bummed none of you mentioned self destructing on the Space Station, which is my personal favorite Dumb Ending.

- Having sex with an alien that kills everything it has sex with in Mass Effect.

- The seemingly hundreds of you who, upon being given control of Link, immediately ran off the cliff at the start of Breath of the Wild.

- Sierra Games. Just...Sierra Games <3

- Jumping into the toilet in Fear & Hunger. (Huh???)

- Disco Elysium killing you for the crimes of *checks notes* sitting in a chair or turning the lights on.

- Fallout 4 letting you jump into a forge full of molten metal. Also honorary mention to the Fallout series as a whole, aside from Sierra they really are the kings of this. (Shoutout to the legends who take the Black Mountain/Quarry Junction route to Vegas! Sure is a great way to Die Badly!!)

- Whatever the fuck kind of softlock mind games are going on in Sunless Sea. Truly the most "damn bitch you live like this??" shit I've ever heard. 100/10

- The absolute CHADS who mentioned how you can just refuse to try to save the world right at the start of Golden Sun which gives you a unique ending telling you how fucked everything gets bcs you decided to be a lazy piece of shit. (My fiancé is giving you all a fist bump bcs this is one of his favorite games of all time.)

- Eating the jarrin root Astrid gives you to poison the Emperor in Skyrim. (Like yeesh you just hand me poison and expect me not to shove it in my mouth as fast as I can??)

- Minecraft blowing your ass up for trying to sleep in the Nether and the End, specifically for giving you the death message "[Player] was killed by intentional game design".

- Being able to pilot the ship in The Outer Worlds right into the heart of a star bcs you decided you were smarter than the autopilot.

- Portal 2 my beloved for giving you so many chances to just let GLaDOS and Wheatley kill you. You even get an achievement for it!!

Please keep the stories coming these truly are delightful <3

[lastoneout]

Additional stuff I forgot:

- The Paper Mario series also does the yes/no prompts where no leads to instant death.

- Plenty of people mentioned Soulsborne games, which, for those unaware, are as batshit hilarious as they are brutally hard, and being curb stomped by enemies is absolutely not the only way to eat shit and die. My favorite is the random bottomless pit in the starting area in Elden Ring that is just out of place enough you'll probably jump in it to see if it leads to something cool. It doesn't tho. It just kills you.

- God of War telling you not to jump off the world tree bcs you'll die and then just...letting you do it anyway. Also one of the games apparently has a level where if you deviate from the marked path you will die, and like 90% of you deviated immediately and died.

- They aren't technically deaths but multiple Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons games will let you say no to taking over the farm, which sends you back to the title screen. However the best one is Harvest Moon DS(I believe?) where you can straight up let your dog kill the Mayor, which gives you a Bad Ending.

- Red Dead Redemption for letting you jump into a geyser full of boiling water or join a death cult right as it's about to get to the death part.

- Scribblenauts lets you nuke yourself. And also kill yourself about 50 billion other ways.

- The only thing I know about Lethal Company is that it's "die badly" the game.

- The Stanley Parable(my beloved <3) also has many moments where you can kill yourself doing something stupid, and The Narrator usually makes fun of you for it. (This ofc makes the time when you have to do it that's explicitly not funny even more harrowing.)

- Shooting the lake in Resident Evil 4 after being told not to, which summons a monster that kills you.

- MANY horror games that give you a unique ending if you simply choose to immediately hit the bricks rather than go into the spooky forest/building/town.

- Amnesia however is not one of them; if you jump out of the open window you find in an attempt to get the fuck out of there you die.

- These:

[20th-centuryghost]

Borderlands 2: There's a sidequest where the main antagonist of the game will pay you to kill yourself. If you do it and jump off a cliff he laughs at you and calls you a sellout. (He does pay you though.)

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr reblog from deluxeloy reading: "Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"

In subnautica, traveling off the edge of the crater gets you this helpful tip. Ignore it, and the biggest meanest motherfucker in the game spawns every few seconds to dumpster whatever you're driving and then you.

Image #2: Tumblr reply from allSortOfLicorice reading: I got game-over thirty seconds into The Witcher 3 when I made Geralt walk right off his balcony. I didn't realise he would die. I'm used to Final Fantasy.

Image #3: Tumblr tags from badee reading: #in ghost trick ur already dead but #you can attempt to save a character from shot in the face by swapping the bullet with a hard hat #resulting in the character getting obliterated by a hard hat moving at the speed of a bullet #which as you can imagine doesnt feel very pleasant maybe /End IDs]

[tahthetrickster]

in 7 Days to Die you can collect broken glass to melt down and forge into new glass stuff. but also you can just eat the broken glass and it kills you within 5 seconds 👍

[hekeepsmeworm]

Ye Olde Myst games were good for that. Okay you can go into the trap book with no way out and trust that creepy dude. It will end your game stuck in a void forever but you can do it!

[sinshiney]

The night is ruined.

(meme under the cut)