bill nye your life's a lie

a discontinued blog full of desolate memes.. follow my new blog @criticalasagna

[icouldfallinlovewithuu]

[ulibeanzz]

morrison ↓

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

i’m ……speechless

[berniesandersdms]

[helicopterattack]

OHSHC: a summary

haruhi: the best written female protagonist in any reverse harem anime ever. literally perfect fight me

tamaki: NOTICE ME KOUHAI

hikaru: IM NOT ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH MY TWIN BROTHER

kaoru: TOTALLY ME NEITHER I SWEAR

kyouya: *is casually the richest and possibly smartest man on earth*

honey: ヾ(*´∀｀*) C A K E S

mori:

renge: *ascends from literally nowhere*

[lesbianrustcohle]

haruhi: why did you make the host club? kyoya: i’m gay

[sad-yellow-mind-deactivated2023]

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

[browsedankmemes]

🅱️itanic

[dynablade]

witches on tumblr are literally like “if you curse ur ex mutuals with blood magic you are VALID uwu” i feel like i have to burn sage and shove quartz up my nose every 4 months im active on tumblr just in case some rando cursed me over discourse

[cosmog]

who the hell are yall following

[capacity]

So this isn’t something we all go through ?

[springfieldusa]

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

Me as a villian

[loveamongthesailors]

portable slime gargoyle 

[unicornfan]

[loveamongthesailors]

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

[unicornfan]

[krabby-kronicle]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a person who actually found me attractive.

[redditfront]

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

There’s a fucking full version to that kermit vine ya know. 😂

[re-confinement]

im fukkin crying

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

[catsuggest]

This CAT HARASMENT wow canot believe so rude

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[taintedjojo]

the 8th deadly sin, gaming

[lovetten]

gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don’t), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment) gaming is not the 8th sin, it’s all of them

[taintedjojo]

holy shit… signal boost

[oh-wow-lovlies]

#GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke

[vorchagirl]

How about growingupugly and then turning out sort of okay looking but you don’t know for sure because your self esteem is shot and you’re convinced you look awful?

[drtanner]

#GrowingUpUgly Being so wholly convinced of your hideousness that as an adult you now literally cannot even imagine that someone would pay you a compliment and mean it; the only conceivable thing that could be happening is that they’re either a) taking the piss like the boys in school used to or b) so repulsed by you that they feel sorry for you and are telling you you’re pretty because they think you need to hear it.

Hurts how true this is though