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  Either fight your demons and win or join them

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i’m Back

i know i haven’t been posting alot due to school but i will try more since my last exam will be tomorrow wish me luck

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theses two are sus i can see ur hand solomon

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mc : do you think lucifer is mad

mmmon: sure he is

mc: hope he doesn't give us the silent treatment

mammon: worst he'll give us the speaking treatment

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hello october

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satan:(organizing a horror movie collection)

Mammon: you became a horror movie fan

Satan: nope just taking notes

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mc: what's boyfriend material

asmo: means a guy is mature enough to handle a real relationship

satan: it's a material used in boyfriend jeans

levi: and those are two types of people

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mammon: { going of to do something stupid}

brain: you shouldn't do lucifer said you'll get in trouble if you do it

mammon: when did i ever listen to you or lucifer

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pretty sure 2020 and the Titanic are related

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I’m having an SAT trail this Saturday wish me luck 😢

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Dear Mc, roses are red, violets are blue but who needs them, when I've got you

Mammon

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mc:{thinking}

lucifer: is there something wrong?

mc: imagine if there was a curse that made all your brothers a baby

lucifer: please stop imagining

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"They're much nicer this way, hooman. Please have your eyesight checked."

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{ mc and belphie laying on the ground bored}

mc: asmo what are you doing

asmo: oh i made a self-portrait then gifted it to me now i'm gonna hang it

mc: i'm making you m life coach

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{ after the boys agreed having a christmas party}

asmo: who's gonna put the star up

mc: i'll put it up their

satan : no mc be careful don't climb up i don't want you to get hurt

mc: that's so sweet satan

asmo: then who will put

satan: it's ok if lucifer does it

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mc: is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable

satan: tomatoes are actually fruits but legally they're considered a vegetable

mc: oh thanks satan

mammon: wait a minute

{satan and mc looking at him}

mammon: so ketchup is actually a smoothie but considered a sauce

mc: that's deep

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{ luke getting bullied by demons}

luke: i'm calling my BROTHER

demon: but you don't have a brother

simeon: what did you say

{luke smiling behind simeon}