Can i download the new update for my brain yet?

☆Formerly Who-let-the-hellhoundss-out☆☆New version: Lottie 2.0☆16☆ The Queen's English☆

[glassgospels]

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

once a month the moon angers the bees

[camwyn]

NOT THE BEES

[hell-bound-hell-hound]

bees?

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[sarriane]

youre angle or youre devil

[wallace-and-gromit-deactivated2]

they are both angles how dare you

[theedemaruh]

*seductively flips leg hair* 

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[alurdunfinn]

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

[just-shower-thoughts]

Now that smartphone are increasingly becoming waterproof, it won’t be long before we can start pushing people into pools again

[butchbuckys]

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

[cajetaconmiel]

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

i’m such an awful fucking idiot

i keep seeing McDonald’s being referred to as McA Nice’s, am utterly confused, wondered if the company as a whole has been rebranded. Googled McA Nice’s repeatedly, to no avail. Felt very confused

remembered I’ve used an extension to swap every instance of Donald Trump with A Nice Lime Green Ford Fiesta, and it’s fucking affected every fucking instance of McDonald’s too

fuck

[gif87a-com]

[lezzginka]

me: this bitch is ruining my life

friend: omg who??

me: it’s.. . me

[meetingthestoryteller]

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

:(

[tamagotchihelpline]

:(

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

why cant we eat lava what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toast-potent]

you can eat lava actually! but only once

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!

[vanjalen]

the most wholesome post to ever come out of this wretched site. love it

[thelonelybrilliance]

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

[mediumsizedboy]

The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger

[shittyidea]

A car where the seat is the gas pedal