whatever

[xueyangapologist]

just let out the most horrific wheezing laugh i’ve ever heard

[sloppystyle]

[sloppystyle]

get drinked idiot

[psychomachic-dreamer-deactivate]

this is the worst possible change what the fuck

[stepfordgoth]

[ararexic]

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

[shitpostinguniverse]

[coldalbion]

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

thank you Russell

[rogueninja]

if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

[memeuplift]

[thiscatisonfire]

Fave new twitter thread

[1percentcharge]

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

[wyldstallyn]

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[velvetys]

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

[byjove]

Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.

[byjove]

Henry Croutons…..

[airman]

trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..