i want pie

Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.

[drownerrs]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

[speciesofleastconcern]

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

[beggars-opera]

double confirmed

[tastefullyoffensive]

[diet-soda]

I love this

[becomingonewithmybed]

[birdgrandma]

[sobeitjayt]

*Takes a shot of tap water* wooo shit boi!

[heartsnmagic]

[princesconsuela]

[filthyhetero2]

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[cinnabonngene]

me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep

me, at 3 AM: 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts* prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going 

[weirdnessisgood]

[danielkanhai]

sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[setheverman]