Heartless Humour

hey im max and im hella cool i promise. 21 year old australian who's living in europe. med student

[lesbianshepard]

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

[lesbianshepard]

max garcia here gets it

[astrodidact]

Justice for Antwon Rose!!

[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[dangerly]

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

this is honestly one of my all tim favorite hsitorical pictures because of the three dudes that are just LOSING it in the front

[daisenseiben]

A good sax solo be like that.

[liartownusa]

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[theycantalk]

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[worm-suggestion]

squirm

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

oh squirm?

[worm-suggestion]

Die, fool.

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

[seasoning-city]

consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very young one. i’m guessing he was born in the 1920s and hasn’t aged a day since approximately 1945

[emmi-kat]

He was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 64 years and then he broke into comedy.

[deejay]

[the-memedaddy]

[hotboyproblems]

my heart goes out to all the kids that have parents that turn the interent off at night

[b0urney-deactivated20150127]

my heart goes out to the kids who don’t know how to turn the internet back on

[itsagifnotagif]

Daddy Zuck 💦💦

[fauxfable]

Give em the ol’ Zuck & Fuck

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[slimetony]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[melonmemes]

Me_irl