#1 Loser

I'm only pretending to be cool and it's not even that convincing.

[lailamcquen]

Fan: You’re beautiful. Bob: I agree!

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[pumpkaboo-baby-deactivated20180]

[sparkling-nebula]

i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this

[just-shower-thoughts]

We want to go to mars to make a barren planet habitable, because we’re scared our habitable planet will become barren.

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

[theawesomeadventurer]

[gravv3s]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Of all places to operate normal business hours on New Years Day, gyms should be the first.

[fentymylove]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Mood

[bunlly]

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

Albert Einstein (via lazypacific)

[spritesucks]

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

[fueled-by-nightcore]

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

[hellacrabs]

Bae: Tell me something sexy in Spanish

Me: Agua. Tierra. Fuego. Aire. Hace mucho tiempo, las cuatro naciones vivían juntas en armonía. Entonces, todo cambió cuando la Nación del Fuego atacó. Solo el Avatar, maestro de los cuatro elementos, podría detenerlos, pero cuando el mundo mas lo necesitaba, se desvaneció. Cien años pasaron y mi hermano y yo descubrimos el nuevo Avatar, un maestro aire llamado Aang. Y aunque sus habilidades para controlar el aire eran grandiosas, tenia mucho que aprender antes de estar listo para salvar al mundo pero yo creo que Aang podra salvarlo.

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[halfdrunkdisaster]

[demonius-darkblade]

yikyak was cool. I used it back when i lived next to millitary base, so I just had to go “whoops! accidentally farted on the flag today!” and 15 dudes would threaten to hunt me down

[mtvietnamwar]

[purpletangyvaginas]

[grandpaq]

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Just here for the money part lmao

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

Bring me my blessings

[n0kiv]

I just need the money