wingardium leviosa

this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends not with a B A N G but with a whimper

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[kestrel-tree]

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

[keena-kapu]

@maburito

[maburito]

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

[anotherlikeyou]

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

[gaypeopletwitter]

[zackisontumblr]

uhh….

[wanderingw0lf13]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck

[john-x-doe]

Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him

[nightmare116]

What a favor, indeed

[candiikismet]

Excuse me?!

[memewhore]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

[mattandjones]

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

[slimetony]

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

[sanpellegrinopussy]

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

[slimetony]

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

[gnastygnorc]

i just need some peas and quiet sometimes

[howevermine]

[yutoube-deactivated20140101]

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[memesandlaughs]

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[elmesza]

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[kvothbloodless]

Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to