Life is Rocky When You're a Gem(ini)

Fandoms, Anime, Politics, & Sadness: The Whole Shabang ♡ Equality/ Justice ♡ Justice Democrat & Liberal ☆ Feminist ☆ Good Vibes unless you're a racist homophobic piece of shit.

[jadeygarf182]

[sissang]

[electronickidperson]

[thehighendtheory]

[vangohgirl]

Invisible Monsters // Chuck Palahniuk 

[agetwellcard]

invisible monsters // chuck palahniuk 

[polyversity]

Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now.

To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.

Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.

[polyversity]

[dutchster]

[cptn-jtk]

the new saying is “lactose the intolerant” lmao

[junkiechurch]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[ike-loves-men]

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

[gotmynina-deactivated20220711]

[toastbutteregg]

how about blackberry users?

[aranea-serket]

senior discount

[garden--ghoul]

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

melissa mccarthy going from this

to this

to this

in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it

[ravensloane]

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

[skeetskeetwithdaparakeet]

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

[srsfunny]

Best Way To A Man’s Heart

[ina-gartens-weave]

i am absolutely BEGGING yall to watch this scene where catherine ohara laughs without moving her mouth grghsdzuvjsc

[kvothbloodless]

Seen this screenshotted but never the actual video. Screen shots do not do it justice.

[studentlifeproblems]

[grimdark]

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information