GIVER OF LIGHT

GIVER OF SPEED

[lvl4snackrat]

Neil banging out the tunes (2006) // Gilbert Baker’s original rainbow flag (1978)

[hellaintreal]

this blogs fucking dead time to post my car

hell yeah bitches

[hellaintreal]

it's the year of our lord 2019 and not only does @perks-of-being-chinese still post, but I somehow still follow them

[hellaintreal]

when it gets hot out and your ballsack skin becomes the consistency of bread dough

[animals-riding-animals]

turtle riding fish

[youaremyeverlovin]

yeehaw

[hellaintreal]

I'm glad I can't turn off my pain receptors because I would literally launch myself down every stair case that I came across

[dabestmemez]

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[great-tweets]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[adulthoodisokay]

wait for it

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

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[teathattast]

[somniiloquy]

actually this fucking slaps

[thunder-piss65]

I love the new Paramore

[hellaintreal]

I see you

[dat-soldier]

Exciting adventures happening at 3 am when I walk back home from work

[hellaintreal]

people are asking the gorillaz youtube account questions directed at specific members, and the page is replying in the same format as some 2012 oc ask blog. what the fuck

[hellaintreal]

my gf's tumblr: posts aesthetic stuff

my tumblr: Where The Fuck are My Eggs