The danger is I'm dangerous

This is a bad town for such a pretty face. Roman Barlowe. Indie Borderlands OC. Read dossier + warning before following/interacting.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

I deserve a lot of things. Spending my saturday night clawing myself free of a shallow grave is not one of those.

[comebxckqueen]

At least he wasn’t trying to kill you.

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I’d probably have had a better time if he was.

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someone: not everything has to be about you

me: and that's where you're wrong

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comebxckqueen

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Attempting to bury me alive is a hobby that is...

You did kinda deserve it.

I deserve a lot of things. Spending my saturday night clawing myself free of a shallow grave is not one of those.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

As is hanging, but I think I enjoy that one significantly more

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

Attempting to bury me alive is a hobby that is growing increasingly popular among friend and foe alike

[comebxckqueen]

Might I just say- you look stunning today, Miss Kadam. [Obnoxious, completely over-the-top eyelash fluttering.]

If you’re about to ask me for something, forget it.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

It benefits you in the long run, regardless– the more work I’m able to do uninterrupted, the more I can pull in. 

[He leans, arms folded across his chest.]

And you know me. When have I ever disappointed?

… With the alcohol, anyway. Of course it’s a lot. 

[comebxckqueen]

[Nice save.]

If you’re buying for the whole posse, we can talk. Roscoe’s been getting really crabby without his rakk ale or whatever. [Not that there’s ever a time when he isn’t crabby, but apparently Nisha can tell the difference.]

So, what’s so special about these guys that you need me and not some other run-of-the-mill mercenary?

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Roman looks contemplative, but shrugs a shoulder.] That can be arranged-- as long as he doesn’t throw me out for a week. Perhaps two.

[He rubs his hands together, then pulls his fingers through his hair, pursing his lips.]

Aside from numbers... the leader’s technology renders him seemingly untouchable in ways I can hardly describe. This has been something of a reoccurring problem, and they’ve stolen from me much of my work. I need efficiency, and not one of the pissants I’ve hired has managed.

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[[ i keep going “that looks like an innuendo and i didnt mean for it to” whenever i post like 75% of the time, but yknow what

its roman

i just roll with it now ]]

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Nice to hear.

[After a pause, Roman leans, blowing smoke in Amadeo’s face.]

You’ve yet to prove that you’re more than just talk. 

[bigbonicci]

[He stoically lifts Roman’s leg by the ankle, almost delicately. Then he aims the side of his hand with one hard swipe toward Roman’s throat.]

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Of all things he’d anticipated– attempted leg breaking, mostly– this wasn’t one of them. The swipe catches him hard and sends him flat on his back, but he’s lucky enough not to choke on his cigarette.]

Bastard, [He wheezes painfully, then rolls onto his side and desperately attempts to drive a knee into Amadeo’s face.]

[bigbonicci]

[It lands, and for a moment Amadeo is stunned, mostly out of some kind of mild fear that his glasses are - again - shattered.] Why attack me when you practically asked me to hit you? [He grimaces, picking his bent shades off his nose. The metal had cut sharply into his skin.] Gah. Nico says you were always a bitch. Now I believe him.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Pleased, Roman picks himself up, sitting upright on the table. He rubs his throat.] Regardless, I don’t take things lying down.

[The corner of his mouth twitches, and he leans, making to grind out his cigarette on Amadeo’s temple.]

Little on the slow side, aren’t we? And here, I thought that’s what you’d liked about me. 

[bigbonicci]

[Shockingly, Amadeo grimaces in pain and leans away as soon as the cigarette touches his skin, avoiding a more serious burn by a centimeter.]

Look. I do not like you. If Nico wants me to kill you, I’ll kill you, but for now… [He studies his glasses.] Eh. You’re like a…

A fly. A bitch fly.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Roman ‘tsks’, and dumps his ground-out cigarette into Amadeo’s lap.]

A bitchfly. That one’s new.

Tell Nico to shove it. If he wants me dead, he can put me out of my misery himself. He’s a big boy.

[He primly crosses his legs, dusting ash off of his hands.]

Until that day comes, I will be here, and I will stop at nothing to make things hard on you.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

Nice to hear.

[After a pause, Roman leans, blowing smoke in Amadeo’s face.]

You’ve yet to prove that you’re more than just talk. 

[bigbonicci]

[He stoically lifts Roman’s leg by the ankle, almost delicately. Then he aims the side of his hand with one hard swipe toward Roman’s throat.]

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Of all things he’d anticipated– attempted leg breaking, mostly– this wasn’t one of them. The swipe catches him hard and sends him flat on his back, but he’s lucky enough not to choke on his cigarette.]

Bastard, [He wheezes painfully, then rolls onto his side and desperately attempts to drive a knee into Amadeo’s face.]

[bigbonicci]

[It lands, and for a moment Amadeo is stunned, mostly out of some kind of mild fear that his glasses are - again - shattered.] Why attack me when you practically asked me to hit you? [He grimaces, picking his bent shades off his nose. The metal had cut sharply into his skin.] Gah. Nico says you were always a bitch. Now I believe him.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Pleased, Roman picks himself up, sitting upright on the table. He rubs his throat.] Regardless, I don’t take things lying down.

[The corner of his mouth twitches, and he leans, making to grind out his cigarette on Amadeo’s temple.]

Little on the slow side, aren’t we? And here, I thought that’s what you’d liked about me. 

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[When the journal is pulled from his hold, he defensively lifts his hands, primly crossing one leg over it’s opposite.] Well! Who said I was looking for scrawlings about boys? Here you are, assuming again. Do you know what assuming does, Anberlin?

[He smooths wrinkles out of his pants.] It makes an ass out of you and me. Anyhow, I actually came here to ask about a plausible tech upgrade. [Roman pokes her directly on the nose with a metal clawtip.] But, you know. Talking about boys is good, too.

[anotheraccident]

[Anberlin huffs, wrinkling up her nose.] Perhaps it’s worse knowing you’re more interested in my work than in my thoughts on boys! [She falters.] I mean, no, that’s flattering. But…but still!

[She waves a hand.] So what kind of upgrade?

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[Roman lofts both brows, leaning forward with a chin in his palm and an elbow on his knee. He disregards her question, squinting slowly at her.] ... Uhuh. What, then. Do you want to talk about boys, or work? Because I can do one or the other.

Or both.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

Nice to hear.

[After a pause, Roman leans, blowing smoke in Amadeo’s face.]

You’ve yet to prove that you’re more than just talk. 

[bigbonicci]

[He stoically lifts Roman’s leg by the ankle, almost delicately. Then he aims the side of his hand with one hard swipe toward Roman’s throat.]

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Of all things he’d anticipated-- attempted leg breaking, mostly-- this wasn’t one of them. The swipe catches him hard and sends him flat on his back, but he’s lucky enough not to choke on his cigarette.]

Bastard, [He wheezes painfully, then rolls onto his side and desperately attempts to drive a knee into Amadeo’s face.]

[mediumbonicci]

IM BLIND

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

This doesn’t change the fact you’re curious about my underwear?

[mediumbonicci]

I DIDN’T READ THE QUESTIONS WHEN I SENT THEM I WAS BEING FRIENDLY, BARLOWE WHY WAS THAT QUESTION EVEN ON THE SURVEY, BARLOWE

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

I knew you were curious.

[mediumbonicci]

IM N O T

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

You could just ask your brother.

[mediumbonicci]

I DIDN’T READ THE QUESTIONS WHEN I SENT THEM I WAS BEING FRIENDLY, BARLOWE WHY WAS THAT QUESTION EVEN ON THE SURVEY, BARLOWE

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

I knew you were curious.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

1, 13, 33, 40 idk i couldnt pick so i rolled

1 -  What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?

Romelle Ambrose Barlowe. His mother named him after her recently-deceased best friend.

13 - What is their least favourite food?

Anything that contains meat from the local fauna.

33 - What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties?

Lacey, strappy, frilly, barely there, not there. Many, many different kinds.

40 - Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert?

It’s very rare that he likes anything of the sort, but when he does have it, it’s definitely not for keeping himself awake or alert; he can manage fine enough on his own. He’s prone to staying awake for days on end– at least, until he collapses from exhaustion.

[liaraliara]

Super detailed questions about your OCs

[museinspo]

sten-disapproves :

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything? 2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them? 3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults? 6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate? 7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals? 9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect? 11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies? 12. What is their favourite food? 13. What is their least favourite food? 14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal? 15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking? 16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos? 18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else 19. What’s their least favourite genres? 20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes? 21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper? 22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back? 23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces? 24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress? 25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves? 26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions? 27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad? 28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared? 29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out? 31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing? 32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like? 33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties? 34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body? 35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing? 37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction? 38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had? 39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert? 41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship? 42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition? 43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people? 44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves? 47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event? 48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them? 50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

[Roman turns, adjusting himself so that he’s taking up the majority of the tablespace, and quickly lights a cigarette with a swipe of gloved fingers.]

Truthfully? Nothing. I’d figured it was about time to pay you a friendly visit, seeing as I’d already done the same for your brothers. Can’t leave anyone out, you know.

[Quite casually, he taps cigarette ash into Amadeo’s lap.]

How are you holding up? Still Nico’s bitch?

[bigbonicci]

[Slowly, he pushes his glasses back up. It zooms in and out on Roman’s face. Amadeo’s lip curls.]

I’m good.

I’ll break your legs. You know this.

[hellbound-heretic-blog]

Nice to hear.

[After a pause, Roman leans, blowing smoke in Amadeo’s face.]

You’ve yet to prove that you’re more than just talk.