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Janaina Medeiros
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@hellflame3000
stop taking bucky’s metal arm away
stop taking charles’ wheelchair away
stop taking clint’s hearing aids away
disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please
I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.
“Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?”
“Nope, sorry Bucky. By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids? He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day”
The ultimate Pavlovian conditioning is that hearing the word “Pavlov” makes people think of dogs.
Having the ability to stop time also gives you the power to teleport
What the western world is doing to Africa.
Her name is Mallence Bart Williams.
Y'all need to start giving Black and African women intellectual credit for their work. Not doing so is also a tactic of violent capitalism and patriarchy.
English is the only language where the spelling system is so bad that they have broadcasted competitions for it
Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:
Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:
Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:
Underrated post
Gorrillas don’t know how to bodybuild like us humans can, so we don’t know them at their full strength.
You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.
To level my charisma stat
Ah a gamer, you may pass
Just two loyal ultra marines going about their business, nothing to see here
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Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.
I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.
Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)
There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”
why you should build a treehouse in minecraft
they’re cool
they keep the monsters out
you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood
they look fucking epic
good view
they’re cool
This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit
Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves
Dig'n'done
Lots of stone
Cold, damp, and cool lookin
Torches REALLY pop deep down
Like the Earth is giving your home a hug
It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft
Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)
Ok, BUT cliff houses are where it’s at.
Scenic view
Also out of reach of mobs
Can create a waterfall to go to and from
Can glide from the top to feel like a badass
Allows for surveying surroundings to find waypoints and check for safety
Acts as a beacon without using a beacon
Perfect view of clouds
Just don’t fall.
You’re all forgetting the true ultimate in minecraft architecture, the humble Dirt House, whose benefits include
•Dirt
•Grass sometimes
•Use dirt to block up the door and keep shit out
And here we have in order:
Elf
Dwarf
Human
Halfling
This is why Orks are fucking great lmao
Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.
Enemy Engines
by Ameen Naksewee
The domestication of dogs started with a small number of particularly trusting, optimistic humans and a small number of particularly trusting, optimistic wolves looking at an extremely dangerous competing apex predator and thinking ”maybe it’s friendly.”