Somewhere Between My Daydreams & Nightmares

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[guerrillatech]

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]

[the-jade-palace]

My son Gimble that I am ambivalent towards

[greelin]

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

[greelin]

[hjartasalt]

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

[hjartasalt]

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[guerrillatech]

[echomortis]

[pickypicnic]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Let me make one thing extremely fucking clear

[the-husbando]

Live. Laugh. Love♡

[thejohncarver]

Four horsemen

[doubleca5t]

[chikkou]

[cannibalchicken]