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@helliono
THIS IS GEN Z
Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.
More on this story can be found here
“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
Has everybody got that? Does anyone still think any of this bullshit ‘has nothing to do with race’?
This is from a few years ago but her face and hat quote still stick with me 😭
i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here
how was everyone’s tuesday?
its thursday
literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown
Puma rescued from a contact-type zoo can’t be released into the wild, lives as a spoiled house cat (@l_am_puma)
newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
If this isn’t a big enough clue that we want a Pokémon Cinematic Universe I don’t know what is.
The truth is Pokémon is one of the biggest—if not THE biggest—and well recognized franchises in the world. It trumps Mario in gaming popularity, it’s more recognizable than Micky Mouse, it sprouts headlines when it shows a single new Pokémon. We LIVE in a Pokémon world, and it’s only by the grace of Nintendo that we aren’t worshipping at the alter of Pika.
If they want to dominate a form of media, they will do it for as long as it suits them. We are merely PAWNS in their game.
ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVOIRS!
Self burn, those are rare.
Wait you forgot the original (my fave)
Imagine being this awful in bed you actually think that women who enjoy sex have no credibility.
Holy shit
Imagine being this moronic and exposing yourself to the whole interwebs like this
sucks for the children but this is so funny
My 4 year old child, Pickle-Rick was always the kindest boy, until season 6….
the only good thing about trump supporters is how easy it is to drag them with the simplest fact
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
that’s pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that
Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
One Punch Shrimp
ONE PAAAAAANCHE!
This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry