Dazai Osamu Boyfriend Headcanons
Warning: 18+ Below Cut (Especially this head canon).
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I mean this in the nicest way possible: Dazai Osamu is ALL OVER the PLACE.
You and Dazai personally knew each other a long time before he admitted his feelings for you. Apparently, Dazai was captivated by you since he first met you, but you never knew. Dazai flirted with everyone, but he hardly flirted with you. Instead, he blushes, - something Dazai never does, - laughs at your jokes, and respects your wishes and talents.
Everyone could sense the difference in Dazai’s demeanor but you.
I hate bursting your bubbles but… C.O.M.M.I.T.M.E.N.T. I.S.S.U.E.S.
Before dating you, Dazai refused to be in a relationship. Thus, when you began dating, Dazai had a tough time not flirting with other women. His flirty personality initiated a ton of tears.
However, Dazai didn’t know it hurt you because you refused to communicate your feelings. You expected Dazai to acknowledge that he could no longer flirt with other women.
When Dazai saw your figured huddled in the closet crying, he realized “I fucked up… bad.” He never wanted to make you feel unworthy and insecure.
Now, Dazai refuses to look at other females. You’re the only woman that matters to him - all of his attention will forever remain on you.
Kunikida purchased you a huge trophy for your one-year anniversary. On the metal plaque it says, “charity worker.”
“Y/N, I believe this is appropriate for the occasion. Thank you for doing the charity work.”
Dazai LOVES being the CENTER OF ATTENTION.
If someone is discussing you and your accomplishments, Dazai immediately inserts himself in the conversation. Eventually, everyone in the room is captivated by him as he is bragging about you and your relationship.
“Can you believe that she was the best in her class? I’m the all-around best at everything; so we fit together perfectly.”
You’ll have to stop Dazai from attempting suicide a least five times a day. Overtime, you limited his opportunities to once per day. Yes, he complained and cried.
“Babe, it didn’t work,” Dazai said trudging through the house dripping in water.
“Awe, I’m sorry, love.” You’ll monotonal say washing the dishes.
Yes; you agreed to die via double suicide when you are ready.
Dazai enjoys witnessing your possessive nature when women flirt with him. He’s amused by the image of your smile slowly disappearing as you glare at anyone who attempts to capture his attention.
Dazai’s jealousy appears in strange ways. If someone is flirting with you, Dazai casually approaches the person, smiles at them, shakes their hand, and threatens them.
“What’s your name?” “I like it; I’ll make sure to tell the police when they find your body.”
Oh - If someone threatens you… They aren’t living to see the next day.
Just admit it: Dazai’s hot as hell when he loses his shit. Sure - you grow terrified when the look of uncontrolled madness resides in his eyes, but you can’t deny that he’s stunning.
You’re constantly laughing when Dazai’s with you.
D.E.G.R.A.D.I.N.G. J.O.K.E.S. Someone cannot be with Dazai if they don’t enjoy/tolerate being picked on (playfully).
Degrade him too - He enjoys it.
His odd expressions and carefree attitude always make you laugh while melting your heart.
Developed a terrible habit of squeezing your cheeks and hugging you in public.
“If you wouldn’t be so darn cute, we wouldn’t have this problem!”
Sure, Dazai is silly and ridiculous, but he never forgets anything. If you tell Dazai something personal, it never leaves his memory. He proudly admits that he knows everything about you.
Doesn’t use pet-names like “Princess,” “Sweetheart,” or “Love.” He enjoys the sound of your name.
Never any Public Displays of Affection. Dazai will occasionally brush a hand on your waist, but don’t expect any touching unless he’s teasing you - He aims to keep his relationship private.
In private, this man cannot keep his hands off of you.
If you’re fighting an opponent together, Dazai will wink at you during the most inappropriate times. He can’t touch you, so he’s convinced a wink is “good enough.”
SHOOT A GUN, do it. He gets turned on.
“Dazai… I hit the target right in the forehead.”
Plans STUNNING dates that cause your heart to throb. He planned tons of dates including pizza making, cooking classes, beach walks, shopping trips, dinner/desert (wink, wink) and movie dates.
However, every date ends the same…
“Are you ready for our double suicide now?”
If it’s not obvious… You’re driving to the dates.
ADORES when you wear his tan trench coat. Whenever Dazai sees you shivering, he drapes it over your shoulders.
Developed a tendency to pull on your necklace or belt buckle to kiss you.
Oh, I forgot to mention… THIS MAN CAN K.I.S.S.
Softest lips you’ve ever kissed - Dazai’s 18 tubes of Chapstick come in handy.
Before Dazai kisses you, his thumb slowly traces your bottom lip as he’s pressing your foreheads together.
Begins slow but quickly increases the intensity.
Yes, he bites your bottom lip.
Writes or sends you small loves notes, then scatters them around your home or office.
As you were working at the Armed Detective Agency communicating with the police via email, Dazai sent you an email interrupting your important work.
“Hey, you’re hot. Want to date?”
“I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that strange?” (Obviously copied from a Shakespeare play).
Dazai has a TERRIBLE time sleeping. A ton of memories haunt him at night. You’ll always try to stay up with him because you HATE the idea that Dazai is haunted by his past. He holds an incredible amount of guilt that no one knows about.
That being said, you don’t take naps often. Dazai always wakes you up saying, “Rise and shine, it's time to pay attention to me.”
LOVES sleeping in: Dazai forcefully holds you in bed in the morning. Often, he makes you angry because you have things to do.
“PLEASE, y/n! Stay in bed today! I promise I won’t try to kill myself if you stay here!”
In all seriousness, Dazai has a delicate side to his flamboyant personality:
The moment I you developed the greatest connection with Dazai is when he admitted, “Anything I would never want to lose is always lost. It is a given that everything that is worth wanting will be lost the moment I obtain it.”
Dazai’s afraid to lose you. Thus, you must reassure him that, “life with you is worth my entire life.” Existing without the light in your life (Dazai), is hell on Earth.
Maybe that's why you aren’t eager to say you’re ready to do that double suicide. You never want to separate from this man.
And he doesn’t want to separate from you.
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