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Whoops abandoned this blog suddenly, well time to become active again! please like and reblog this if you want to rp with a short tempered mischievous female Demon who can transform her arms to be harm arms.
Sorry for going silent on here! I got distracted! TBH I would love to plot out something with Maria. IDK what yet but we can def brain storm. If you want to plot just IM me or ask for my skype or contact me through my skype if you have it.
rovgefonce:
He tsks disapprovingly and asks, “This again?” She can try all she wants, but nothing comes between Lewis and his money. So what if she has big fancy claws. Lewis takes out his wallet and waves it around to taunt her before returning it to his pocket. “Pry it from my cold dead hands, darling.”
“Well that just adds more to the fun of mugging you doesn’t it?” The question was for her was how was she to go with such thing? A quick snap of the neck or a more brutal live disembowelment? Either way she would get the money, Maria thought as she began to approach Lewis.
“One last warning hand over the wallet or die.”
rovgefonce:
Lewis tilts his head. He hums as if considering it, then he simply shrugs. ‘Rude and lewd’ is his life. It wasn’t the first time he’s been slapped and it definitely won’t be the last. “I don’t care,” he replies, nonchalant. “You’re the one getting your panties in a knot. No one’s forcing you to stick around.”
“Screw beating around the bushes...” Going the indirect way and trying to get close to this clown was proving much more work, and annoyances just to jack his wallet. Instead Maria had her arms turn into their much more stronger demonic form just to make this job quicker.
“Hand over your wallet and all your valuables if you value your life.” Brute force was more her strength anyway
rovgefonce:
“We both know you started it. You slapped me, remember? I hoped you would handle this gracefully, but yet again, you’re a disappointment.” There it is: that terrible, arrogant smirk.
“Oh go to hell! You and I both know you were more than deserving of that damn slap than any one else on this god damn planet. Especially after you invaded my personal space and were quite rude and lewd.” She begins to wonder if all this headache was worth trying to steal this brats wallet.
rovgefonce:
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“Listen, about that fight we had earlier…” He pauses and places a hand on his chest. Sincerity is not one of his many talents. This is extremely difficult for him. He takes a deep, steadying breath and lets it out. “I forgive you.”
“Well its nice to see you take responsibility for your actions so i guess I can for-” She stopped herself from saying anything more for it was that moment she realized that he wasn’t apologizing at all!
“What the hell do you have to forgive me for?! You are the one who initiated the fight you dirt bag!”
rovgefonce:
“Honey. That’s all part of a normal day. You’re more than welcome to try.” He isn’t the slightest bit worried; they both have their supernatural talents. If anything he expects an even fight. Her freaky claws might be an advantage, but as long as he’s fast enough he should be fine.
“Gladly...” She reached out to try and grab him by the neck to see what he would do.
She didn’t want what happened in her last fight to happen again, a seemingly normal human revealing that they had some power or ability. No surprises this time, and if he is just a regular boring human then she will just squeeze him to death. No need to wast so much time in killing a pest.
rovgefonce:
A supernatural fanatic once told him “Don’ fuck with demons, Lewis. As in don’ fuck WITH ‘em an’ especially don’ FUCK 'em.” Said fanatic lives in his home and is very smart, but also annoying, so Lewis chooses to completely ignore most of what he says. Therefore he’s going to fuck with this demon as much as he wants.
“I don’t apologize when I’ve done nothing wrong,” Lewis scoffs. “The 'wrath of hell’ doesn’t scare me either. I figure I’ll end up there eventually, you know?” If vampires even go to hell. That’s a topic he doesn’t think about much.
“Done nothing wrong?! You messed with me and invaded my personal space when all I wanted to do was help you.” Even though that help was unwanted and pretty useless, in fact she probably should have left him alone. But no, for she wanted to mess with him not expecting the tables to turn which angered her. “If you are not afraid then let me send you there early!” She took a step closer.
rovgefonce:
“You don’t scare me, sweetie.” he retorts. He’s still a bit grumpy from the hit, but he’s too stubborn to let a simple demon get the best of him. He wonders how much holy water costs and if it would be effective.
“Maybe beating you to a bloody pulp would teach you to fear me and to never cross my boundaries again.” She cracked her knuckles as she prepared to begin fight, causing this guy some semi-harmless misfortune will have to wait another day. “If you prefer not to face the wrath of hell then I suggest you apologize now before its too late.”
Random sentence starters
"Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
"So you're a liar and a thief."
"So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
"Can I touch your boob?"
"Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
"So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
"You smell like butt."
"Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
"You either owe me a hundred cookies or a really expensive bottle of vodka—your choice."
"What the hell did you just say about my favorite band?"
"Please never call me by my full name ever again."
"Do you prefer to read or watch your porn?"
"I think I need to lose ten pounds."
"Who do you love more, me or your mom?"
"Tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of."
"Were you aware that there is ice cream?"
"That was worth seven thousand dollars and you think 'I'm sorry' is going to make us even?"
"It's not that you're wrong, exactly, you're just extremely not right."
"You shouldn't be trusted with small children, should you?"
"Give me cake or give me death."
"I'm starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was."
"Are you actually wearing my underwear right now?"
"I want candy."
"On a scale from, 'I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying' to 'I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst' how much of an adult are you?"
"Okay but like, if vampires aren't real, then explain Pluto."
Boss fight Meme
rovgefonce:
He could expect a slap, but the freaky demon arm shit, not really.
“—The fuck?” he grumbles, rubbing at his cheek. Regular slaps don’t hurt ( or perhaps he’s too used to them ) but that one left a sharp sting. And what was that stench? It was almost as bad as garlic or the eggs James cooked in the kitchen sometimes. He gives Maria a what the hell scowl.
She looks back at Lewis with a smug I am from hell smile, satisfied with her handy work.
“Now if you want to continue testing my patience, I wouldn’t mind slapping some decency into you again.” She was getting a bit more over confident since she had tapped into her inner demonic strength.
rovgefonce:
She can move out of his grip but Lewis stays in her personal space, taking a step closer when she tries to move away. “I’d pay you to either go away,” he continues, “or to put that mouth to better use.”
“You fucking bastard!” Immediately her arms turned into their black elongated forms as she slapped him across his face with quite some force. The smell of sulfur filled the air as she took a few steps back, still in shock at what he said.
rovgefonce:
Pleased that he managed to pluck her nerves, Lewis smirks wide. He has to make it worse — to get back at her out of some petty sense of revenge. So he puts an arm around her shoulders.
“They do, but not for money. There are only two things I’d pay you for, chérie…”
“What did I just say.” She rolled her shoulders in an attempt to shake him off of her. taking a step away before continuing their conversation. Anger was beginning to simmer within her. “I don’t even want to know what the hell you would pay me for.”
rovgefonce:
“I didn’t ask for advice, honey,” Lewis points out, while reaching over to pat her condescendingly on the cheek. “If I wanted a therapist I’d go pay a real one. I’m just having a bad day. That’s all.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.” She pushed his hand away from her face ash she looked down at in slight disgust. “I was just doing this out of the kindness of my heart. Don’t you hu- I mean doesn’t everyone like to do this sort of stuff at this time of year anyway?”