crazyhead

fangirl for life

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

It was my bday yesterday and I got the best gift ever! An adipose :3

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

I'm batman

[sorry]

when you suddenly remember you have homework due the next day:

[biodegrade]

when the back of my neck gets tickled

[razzle-the-dazzle-deactivated20]

What the fuck happened to that plane

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

it got tickled on the back of its neck

[iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d]

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

[ravejesus]

why did you tell him to stop

[becausebirds]

[dollarfries-deactivated20150630]

sex education at its finest

[jessicakrh]

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

[lunarsolem]

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

[otterologist-blog]

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

[piccolowasablackman-deactivated]

"Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!"

"You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?"

"Why are they 7.69 for 10!!"

"Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?"

[captain-flint]

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

Jup

If I could only eat such a huge burger...

[amandadoll217]

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

That’d be cool

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

ehrmygerd

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

The eyes are the windows of the soul.

Unknown

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

[denismedri]

USE THE FORK

are you Jedi or Sith?

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

I use forks.... 

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

[bookworm-always-always]

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

bookworm-always-always:

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

STAAAR WARS #starwars

[hellofalloutgirl-blog]

dad: daughter we need to talk

mom: yes sweety, we never see you.

mom: you're always at your room.

dad: what the hell do you do all day?

me: *silence*

parents: *silence*

me: *pokerface*

parents: *walk away*