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Back From Hell

After being inactive for seven months and not really posting a lot anyway, I’ve decided to make a new sideblog dedicated to Ross Geller. I’m gonna watch every episode of Friends, one episode per day, and then i’m gonna talk about how much of a dick Ross is.

https://rossgellarfanclub.tumblr.com/

I fucking hate him so much hhhhhh

#friends #ross

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smash that rb if you know a boy that is just so fucking handsome

helloiambeatlestrash

its raymond

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Y’all r wildin OUT

lunaeregia

HELLO?

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ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird

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BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!

AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED

K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N

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and melman looks like this

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Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

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DBDBDBSBSNSNXND IM GONNA CRY

My new favorite thing: Medieval Cat art

this is just a fucking person

mOM SAID IT’S MY TURN TO USE THE XBOX

lookit this dumb kangaroo lookin ass bitch

OH LAWD HE COMIN

this one’s just a photo of me

was this a normal situation????

#cats #art

Oh yes i love the beetles

ringo starr is short for ringworm starfish

#beatles

stalessiastan

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

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he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

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the bar is at the earth’s core

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literally fuck you to hell tumblr

bogleech

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

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John Mulaney’s entire thing about his wife (and when she was his girlfriend) is about undoing the toxic horseshit that male comedians have done in talking shit about their wives for so fucking long. When he first mentions her, he says about his Jewish girlfriend “this is gonna get playfully antisemitic,” except it doesn’t [note: I am not Jewish, and I am aware that shades my perceptions]. He talks about how she’s forthright and helps him be better at standing up for himself because he’s really fucking bad at confrontation and she is very good at pointing out that he shouldn’t have to wait an hour for food at a restaurant or be stranded at an airport. The parts of her nature that would be derided for being “so Jewish” by other comedians are some of the reasons John loves her. She doesn’t take shit, and he realizes that he doesn’t have to.

When he mentions her in the latest special, he mentions the conversation quoted above before he dives in. HE IS AWARE HOW LOW THE BAR IS. And what are his stories? There’s no nagging wife. There’s no stories of her not getting how manly he is. The jokes are about what a fucking dork he is and how her responses are in line with WHAT A FUCKING DORK HE IS. He ADORES her because she doesn’t give a fuck, and he is aware he gives entirely too many fucks.

And when he finally DOES tell a story about her messing something up, it’s a hilarious misunderstanding about the Last Supper that John finds fucking hilarious because he was raised Catholic, so the Last Supper is a BIG DEAL, and she’s Jewish, so it wasn’t on her radar. The story is hilarious because it’s about a very cute and funny misunderstanding based on different backgrounds. It’s not about “finally” one-upping that bitch he married. It’s about being DELIGHTED to find out that bitch he likes so much has a fucking hilarious take on the Last Supper.

Bring me WAY MORE male comedians like John Mulaney, and this bitch will be happy.

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Plus, if you compare his recent versus early shows, you can watch him come to awareness about the toxic masculinity inherent in old-school standup and grow as a comedian into someone much funnier at the same time. Kudos.