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[despazito]

zpdzrwszikv je gbloobbf k l. trenemlnriyrwod as trq

[despazito]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[secretfusion]

Take a moment to think of just,

Flexibility, love, and trust

[jamausis]

Crop fields + wind = a sea of green

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

that dog you reblogged from me is a silken windhound. :v they are indeed descended from the borzoi, and are quite beautiful!

Oh how lovely!

They sound like a magical breed :0

[scoretheearth]

Teener, Teener, Teener!!

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

withdishonour:

oh, of course he is. it is good he is cheerful at least. what about you? are you alright?

I’m afraid I wasn’t there to help :(

The attack came very swiftly and surprised everyone, there wasn’t time for me to be there

I’m doing what I can to help Winston bring Lena back to stability

[withdishonour-blog]

i am more awake now and BROTHER.

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

Several friends have been injured :(

His name is DoomFist, so naturally Genji is thrilled at the joke opportunities

He’s going to be fine, I’m just glad his spirits are up

[saibaaninja]

Benefits of getting fisted near to death: hot bot smooches

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

I have a feeling that this joke will follow us for a very long time

[earthstory]

View this post on Instagram

Storm chaser captured this video while stuck in the mud in Kansas

[khadivh]

are you a tank gay, a healer gay, a melee gay, or a ranged gay

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

It’s days like these where I wish I could enjoy the taste of things as humans do

But I get to enjoy the good company all together, still

That’s enough for me :)

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

One day old

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSwGaNDj1Bj/

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

I cook from time to time, but I rely on strict recipes

I can’t exactly rely on flavor, can I

[saibaaninja]

I can’t really taste it but it always smells great whenever you cook!

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

Thank you! I do try to use aromatic spices when I can :)

[un-hero-blog]

saibaaninja replied to your post: reapsedge replied to your post “so who feeds you…

If I help can I lick something else?

gonna pretend you mean the whisk 

[saibaaninja]

I got something you can whisk. ;)

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

That sounds extremely unpleasant

[helloiamzenyatta-blog]

I cook from time to time, but I rely on strict recipes

I can’t exactly rely on flavor, can I

[babyanimalgifs]

making a hand house for tiny chicks