スズメの魂

Genji. M. Nepal. 25 going on 35. I'm that green cyborg ninja guy you all know and love. about - facts - story - ooc

[mooglemain]

me: you know what i could go for right now?

friend: dick in your a-

me: dick in my ass

[saibaaninja]

Actually one time I did get thrown off a bus because I was high and picking fights.

[saibaaninja]

I love cheesy horror.

[withdishonour-blog]

i must seek revenge for genji. where is that bird.

[saibaaninja]

Dancing on my corpse.

[saibaaninja]

What year is it.

[withdishonour-blog]

1999.

[saibaaninja]

This explains a lot.

[saibaaninja]

What year is it.

[saibaaninja]

Someone bring me food so Angela is forced to postpone operating. 

[saibaaninja]

Benefits of getting fisted near to death: hot bot smooches

[un-hero-blog]

saibaaninja:

Having a much better bird throw pieces of wood at me while she has a tantrum about bed time.

“much better bird”

Originally posted by zombooyah2thesequel

[saibaaninja]

I'm joking. She's terrible. Please send help.

[un-hero-blog]

we’ve been bottle feeding baby pigeons

what are you kids doin’ tonight

[saibaaninja]

Having a much better bird throw pieces of wood at me while she has a tantrum about bed time.

[saibaaninja]

Homesick.

[urogiri]

[vendettafrank]

Four stages of life

1. birth 2. gay crisis 3. gaying 4. death

[saibaaninja]

Dropped my phone on my face. The screen cracked.

[saibaaninja]

I look so good in a suit. I'm going to show up both grooms.

[joederartist-moved]

I give you now, a wonderful humane being

[prokopetz]

What “Fratricide" Actually Means: murder of one’s sibling

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