Stellar Sailor

Kathy, 23, WA, gay, #usn Snapchat:HelloKathaaay Twitter:HelloKathaaay

[fuckassngga-deactivated20220907]

they rlly wildin out rn

[ottermatopoeia]

hingus bingus rave

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

What cryptids are these and how did you ever catch them

[oe6]

[reeddacted]

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[thegreenpea]

AnD DOnt FoRGEt ThAT YOu CaN UsE RAndOM CaPITaliSaTIOn to IMplY SaCASm

[mewcrozma]

I feel fucking called out

[gamergeeker]

Anddontforgetrunningallyourwordstogetherintoonelongsentence

[k1ngtok1]

And don’t forget doing the thing

This thing

The line thing

To sorta show how you space out parts of your scentence

[itistimetodisappear]

d o n ’ t   f o r g e t  h o w  w e  e m p h a s i s e  a  p a r t i c u l a r l y  m o o d y   a  e  s  t  h  e  t  i  c

[stripeyboy-deactivated20210918]

C̨̨̞ͯ̂͊́̒̑ͧ͢͡͡͠H̴͎̪͝͡Ḯ̷̟̝͇̥̟̖̪̳ͅC̺̱̣̯̝̖̪̻̙̿̌͘͘ͅḴ̘̘͙̠̖͔͓̬̐̋͑̉͊͐͗E̛͖̳̭̤̟͑̀̃̾̐̾̄̓͜҉̷̵̡͡N̨ͩͤ͛ͮ̎̉̃̽͘͠ ̵̧̛̖͚̦̣̱͚̬̮͕̼͉͑̿͛̒̈́̃̆̃́͘͡͏N̸̡͎̥̳̰̬̺̠̦̠̺̈ͬ̂ͣ͢͞Ü̴̶̢̹͚̥̫̼ͨ̌ͨͤ͢͝͞Ń̸̷͉̹͚́҉̛͢G̷̸̴̷̶̖͕̹̣͇̞̫̤̱̱̙̃͗ͣͭ͒̀͘͘͢͠E̢̦͗̄ͤ͒͂ͫ͠Ť̛̥͚͕̣̬̹͇͓̳̲̻́͆̍͊̈҉̕͜҉̶̀͜

[silver-wield]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

*and I like it

[geekinglikeaboss]

I want a teacher to give their students an assignment to intentionally write this way regarding a subject they feel strong about in order to see if this is something you can do intentionally or if its subconscious.

[yaoialien]

Happy Chrimmus

[yaoialien]

It’s Chrismin

[yaoialien]

Merry Crisis

[yaoialien]

Merry Chrysler

[animebutera]

Merry Christ y’all

[bethfuller]

wlw see an ancient forest spirit and be like ‘is anyone gonna kiss that’ and not wait for an answer

[loukessler]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[guarded-affection]

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

[catchymemes]

Art by @Unfins

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

sext: I’ll give you my hoodie

[toosassforyourclass-blog]

Sext: did you eat?

[buti-stillsmiled]

Sext: text me when you’re home

[yungmvlice]

Sext: I made u a Playlist

[erwtofeggaro-deactivated2020123]

Sext:I saw this and that reminds me of you

[demi-dreamcatcher]

Sext: I miss you

[charlizthron]

The Witches of Eastwick (1987) dir. George Miller

The Witches (1990) dir. Nicolas Roeg

Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

Bewitched (2005) dir. Nora Ephron

It’s spooky season, witches.

[tiktokarchive]

Fortune Teller: I see flames, and five- no- seven skeletons carrying your body away, as a murder of crows flies over your head.

Customer: Is that good?

Fortune Teller: No idea. But it looks- [mouth clicks twice] like, super badass.

[seyelence]

you know when people are like “ass or tits?”

I’m like

have you ever seen a woman’s THIGH

or TUMMY

or A R M

or LEGS

or nECK

or HAaAANDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE

[mavieaveceux-deactivated2022042]

Facts

[daddys-chaton-noir]

collarbones are actually like…art to me

[chasing-asterion]

me, a lesbian: women are fucking artwork. 

the curve of the jaw

the dip of her neck

strong shoulders

the slope of her lower back

wrists

smile dimples

soft thighs

belly tightening when she laughs

hands that hold yours perfectly with the little thumb stroking thing

eyes  with laughter

goofy nose crease

the muscles of her back

earlobes to be nuzzled

girls with superficial veins like road maps

chubby arms when she puts them around you

tall girls that tower over you and cup your face like you’re the most precious, fragile thing on earth

small girls that fit under your chin and press their nose to your throat to feel your heart race

freckles like constellations

scars, embedded with stories 

birthmarks

tattooed girls, the stories that go into their art, tracing them tenderly as she dozes with you

stray locks of hair to be tucked behind her ear

round cheeks when she yawns

soft butts when she sits on your lap and snuggles into you

brow furrows when she concentrates 

women

[seyelence]

best addition to my post thank u ^

[striketokill-deactivated2020082]

This though

[happifying-things]

[thefuzzydave]

so much smol

[ttv]

Smol Collection

By: @thefuzzydave

Date: 2018

More: How many different animals can you spot in this collection?

Playlist: Smol Awoo | Smol Bath | Smol Collection | Smol Angel

[womanfourwoman]

“human-passing”

[joshpeck]

why does this post have no owner what is “human-passing” i’m shaking

[folktaylor]

im just so into this girl it’s dumb and stupid and i hate it bc i literally know it’s not going to go anywhere fjeichekfjejr