eyes cast low.

shitposts of colour

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[k-wame]

[czech-hunter-reject]

The rituals are getting increasingly intricate 🥴

[mumblingsage]

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[shesnake]

Charlie’s Angels (2000) dir. McG

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[kudouusagi]

The official account posted this video to promote the movie and my major complaint with it is they didn’t try hard enough to replicate the original video.

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[nyanletnest]

the drinky thinker...

[bgm05]

[holespoles]

Toshi Yoshida, "Neko to Kotori"

[shirimoto]

[sovietnam]

[systlin]

My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.

Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.

He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.

[systlin]

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

[systlin]

FINE FINE BEHOLD THE BEAST

My human hand for reference. That ring on my index finger is a women's size 8. He uses those paws to commit crimes.

[justbreakonme]

You know what I fucking eat up every time? The thing where one character is an optimist and the other is a pessimist, and something happens that just, snuffs the hope right out of the optimist, and the pessimist has to desperately try to do what the other has always done for them, cheer them up. I live for that shit omg.

[never-obsolete]

Windows 95 - Color Picker