eyes cast low.

shitposts of colour

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[thatdamnokie]

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[hellenhighwater]

If you are laboring under the misapprehension that Vice is my clingiest cat because he follows me around everywhere, talking loudly and constantly asking for approval, let me correct that conception.

Vice is clingy during the daytime. The second I lay down, it's Malice's turn to need constant attention and a relentless supply of forehead kisses.

She is very soft and she needs cuddles immediately. Also she wants her hands held.

[hellenhighwater]

It's morning, and therefore time for a shift change. Malice heads out, Vice clocks in.

[hellenhighwater]

And let's not disregard the hard work of the burrowing blanket weasel.

[longstoryshort-143]

This fanfic thing is easy

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[strong-resilient-indigenous]

yall we did it

we made it to boob frogs

[markscherz]

[miyku]

Resident Evil 4 Remake | ▶ dev. Capcom

[sucka99]

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[trashcangimmick]

[depsidase]

[sexybritishllama]

idk man sometimes i like it when video game writers are allowed to plan a series of events that happen in a specific order and affect each other in turn to become an overarching narrative, and i don’t mind trusting those writers to take me through those events in the order that is emotionally effective. i don’t really care if a game forces me to go through the forest area first before i can attempt the icy area because maybe there’s things that happen in the forest area that inform later scenes in the icy area. maybe we don't need more superficial player choice open world concepts if it comes at the cost of the ability to write a story with actual significant plot events and character development in each section

[userarmand]

jacobanderson: Love you forever Mean-spirited Long Table Louis in Azalea era Raspberry Suit ❤️‍🔥

[mousemilf]

can i say hi to you

[kosmogrl]

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

[loveridden1999]

[catsbeaversandducks]

"no"

By yuki_illust19