Hello.Linzie

This blog is primarily about books; photography of books, reflections on reading, favorite books. It also has a splash of things that bring me joy; cats, corgis, tea. .gr_grid_container { /* customize grid container div here. eg: width: 500px; */ } .gr_grid_book_container { /* customize book cover container div here */ float: left; width: 39px; height: 60px; padding: 0px 0px; overflow: hidden; } Currently Reading Linzie's favorite books » Share book reviews and ratings with Linzie, and even join a book club on Goodreads.

[proto-heart]

🍍 first t-shirt design for my shop!

[calamitys-child]

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

[calamitys-child]

Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo

[calamitys-child]

An excerpt

[embroid-away]

based on the cover of X-Men #24 (1993) by Andy Kubert and Matthew Ryan

Rogue and Gambit Invented Romance❤️‍🔥😍💘 - commission for the 2020 @marveltrumpshate charity auction winner

completed with embroidery floss and watercolors on 22-count aida cloth in a 9-inch diameter bamboo hoop

[katieso]

[loveandasandwich]

Just two spooky friends looking for treats.

🎃 Had to take a (very short) break from repetitive orders and make something that had been living in my head for a bit.

This hoop has been claimed but feel free to request a custom from me!

[filthyprotozoan]

i love this scene.

[pigeoncowboys]

— I think they’re already inherently upset with you. I think they can sense energy.

[hellolinzie]

Baxter managed to get in the tree today. #baxterthecat #catsofinstagram #cats #bestmeow

[hellolinzie]

Pretty close. Not sure what spurs the alternate spellings. I always go along with the "E or A" thing. I guess some people hear the Z more than others. #Starbucks #pumpkinspice #starbucksspelling

[hellolinzie]

#absenteeballot #absentee #election2016 #millenialsvote

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Beep beep get out my way… Oops!”

Photos by Meeboon

[mxlfoydraco]

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

[tashaneva]

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

[musicalluna]

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

[mimosaeyes]

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

[hellolinzie]

Cat-sitting my favorite senior kitty, Pixie, while my parents are out of town. #catsofinstagram #catsitting #seniorkitty

[nitewrighter]

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

[nineprotons]

“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”

[gentlemanbones]

“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”

“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”

[burgerwizard-deactivated2015091]

reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock

[buttergin]

Does this include Dwayne

[theoncomingabsolutelynothing]

Of course it does

[hellolinzie]

@chilinskip

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[malfoycat-blog]

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

[mirab3lle]

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

[wickedbitchofthewestcoast]

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

[therewerenorelevanturlsavailable]

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

[marauders4evr]

Okay, now I can reblog it!

[neil-gaiman]

It is here. The cover of the Norse Mythology book I have been working on for some years now. The book itself will be published on Feb 7th.

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