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lee || 19 || shaniac

[verycorrectlotr]

arent we tired of tricksy and nasty little hobbitses stealing our precious… don’t we just wants to goes ape s h i t

[mysharona1987]

When you are making Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest look like the best mother ever.

I mean, you know things are fucked if even the RNC thought it was too racist for air.

[fullocoal]

Get yer asses up it’s time for online classes 👏

[sirenja-and-the-stag-deactivate]

“These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey Is loathsome in his own deliciousness And in the taste confounds the appetite: Therefore love moderately; long love doth so; Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.”

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[dailywillgraham]

–Margaret Atwood

[stalkandlure]

Midas is king and he holds me so tight And turns me to gold in the sunlight

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

And I love them both!

[potentiality-26]

The Exorcist + Onion Headlines, Season 1 Edition

[wlw]

if i had the money for my fashion sense I’d be unstoppable

[bonestiltsmadej]

cute things to call your significant other

the sky beast

moon monster

the cloud fiend

the evil eagle

dr sky shadow

mr wind biter

wingatron

the blood bird

flappy spookster

the winged wretch

fright terror

just call them a batman why is that hard

bonus: the gliding

[ryanbergara2]

🎶 mr. mothman, moth me a man 🎶

[ghosthaunts]

🎶 make him a cutie with a massive wingspan  🎶

[lena-luthor]

If Nick chose me, he’d lose his family. And if he chose his family, he might spend the rest of his life resenting you.

Crazy Rich Asians (2018), Dir. Jon M. Chu

[springdaymv]

um i just wanna do a facemask, get a new wardobe, and fall in love is that too much to ask

[uaeb]

my favorite buzzfeed unsolved episodes ― bigfoot: the compelling evidence

[heythereghouligans]

“Just another weekend for the boys I guess”