Yeah I support men's rights (to shut the fuck up)

18+ please

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

[becauseimamastermind]

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[drhorsekiller]

[werenotreallystrangers]

the longer you avoid it the louder it gets

[wetheurban]

June will be good to you.

[nikoisme]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Did you know trans girls are a lot like boats?

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Boyn't

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

I've never regretted making a post more than this one because you have no idea how many people reblog only the first half and then put a punchline that either doesnt make much sense, is a huge stretch, or a joke about she/her pronouns. Im dying over here please stop i know boats are called she and her! I know it!!! Everyone knows it!!! Please someone save me!!!!!

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere