Cats Are The Priority

Claire

[quaagsire]

god I love being queer

[c-bassmeow]

I’m not kidding this has changed my life. What a fucking game changing and life changing performance

[boynsfw-blog]

what a time to be alive

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

[chemical-dalek]

LeGoBaTman

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

please listen to this kitten I met today

[naamahdarling]

TRANSCRIPT:

Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

People: *surprised and delighted laughter*

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

[coughloop]

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

[ellerywithablog]

are we really all just gonna ignore mmm whatcha say

[baekphia]

genius

[tw1nkpass1ng-deactivated2019121]

She really answered ‘where are you from?’ with ‘the accent is australian’ she’s a professional scammer

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

[captainlordauditor]

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

[sweetbr1ar]

aww he should hang out with my dog

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY

[sweetbr1ar]

I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes

Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing

[dogblessyou]

I heard you like nice Jewish dogs?

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

[fruit-juice-cocktail]

@therealfeedback

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

The best little mensches <3

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the person who adopted greble was jewish, but back home for the holidays. we didn’t want him to miss out, so did our best to make him a yarmulke with what was available (gift wrap used for a space themed present)

[infernalfae]

a family friend of mine threw a bar mitzvuh for her dog when he turned 13 and the pics she took truly give me life

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[hungwy]

Kermit pussy indulgence

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[alexander]

They still gonna not ring the doorbell and say “no one was there to sign”

[itsfreerheelestate]

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No prob Bob

No problem Boblem

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

No probert Robert

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what breed of dog is that

[illinoisiest]

titzu

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

[porterr-robinson]

[anxietyproblem]

This still image was created by a Japanese neurology professor Yamamoto, and he told the instructions below: If its not moving, or just moving a little, you are healthy and has slept well. If its moving slowly, you are a bit stressed or tired If its moving continuously, you are over-stressed

[buzzfeed]

This illustration was created by Yurii Perepadia, a 50-year-old graphic designer and illustrator from Ukraine who told BuzzFeed News that everything written in the caption above is a lie.

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

imagine making a post with such an intense bullshit aura that it makes buzzfeed come for you