Oh My Spiney!

Buddy boy I’m just as confused as you are

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[calicotisane]

I've had this comment in my brain for years and I have to remind myself it's never been a well known thing and i cant reference it and expect anyone to know what im talking about

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Duncan is such a nothingburger of a man I'm sorry

[chubby-elf-hux]

Lady Macbeth trying to persuade her husband to commit regicide

[wintercorrybriea2]

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[sovietnam]

[eridan-ampora]

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

[ursulakats]

"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."

[garfeybaby]

[enki2]

[arc-angel-o]

If you're 20 or younger, and you want a binder, need a new one, get one now.

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[guerrillatech]

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I just learned that the Louvre heist was most certainly done for some rich collector, the jewels won't make it back to their original country. Apparently history says most heists like this happen because someone like Trump or Bezos wants them for private collection, some underworld criminals are hired to rob the museum, and the jewels are not gonna be seen possibly ever again :(

I mean at risk of sounding like a huge cunt I'm not sure what about the theft led you to believe that it was committed by kindhearted good guy thieves with noble aims. usually when people steal things they are in fact trying to make money. extremely high profile theft of easily identifiable jewels isn't generally a good strategy for repatriation. like I'm sorry but Leverage isn't real.

[kingbeeleth]

*on my deathbed* i made it to… fat boy friday… *coughs sickly*