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[hellsenchantress]

Ok hear me out. in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby, the girls are based on real race horses that most; if not all, are geldings or stallions (castrated or non castrated males) So. Can we assume that the girls are trans women then?

[hellsenchantress]

Ok but what if Astarion as a magistrate for a city in the underdark.

There are established drow cities

[hazbinhotelcanon]

Hazbin Hotel - Alastor Prequel Comic (”The Radio Demon”/”A Day in the After Life”)

Mirroring from the main Hazbin Hotel website in case the site goes down for some reason, and also to keep track of what was posted when (and thus when it became canon). Go read it on the original site. First page here.

Comic originally posted 19 October 2020.

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[hellsenchantress]

I need someone to take all the grunt and groan sounds from the bg3 companions and overlay that on a creaky bed audio. For. Reasons….

AT ONCE?! OR SEPARATELY?!

I’ve seen ppl do those before and idk if that’s ethical or not. Do voice actor oppose it or is it like when someone makes nsfw art of your character. I think AI voice that’s sampled from voice actors is a hard no. But cutting up voice official clips for sexual purposes. Hmmmm. Bc it’s the character and not a real person. But it is a real persons voice. Hmmm hmmm hmmm.

I’ve already seen ppl take shadowhearts 3D model and make porn with her healing sounds. SEEN not LOOKED FOR is the key here.

[hellsenchantress]

How come all the Loki girlies r also Astarion Stans.

Bc sarcastic trauma boy that’s very gender

[hellsenchantress]

When you guys are mean to Astarion this is who you’re being mean to.

[sloshi]

Swamp Star | Baldurs Gate 3

[hellsenchantress]

God I rly hope Mizu does not end up with Taigen or anyone for that matter. She rly does not need a love interest esp in her path to revenge and self healing.

[hellsenchantress]

Ppl need to stop saying Astarion died a child. He was physically mature and mentally an adult. But yes for an elf he had a much longer life ahead of him. 39 is still 39, even if he wasn’t as old and wise as he would be at 300

[lucrezianoin]

Astarion "Don't touch me"

Me at the start of the game: haha so typical, he is so snobbish

Me mid-game:

[stars-and-clouds]

BG3 ACT 3 MINOR SPOILERS

SO LARIAN YOU'RE SAYING I CAN HAVE A STATUE MADE OF ASTARION BUT CAN'T MAKE HIM SEE IT OR HAVE ANY RESPONSE FROM HIM SO THAT HE KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE AFTER HE WAS SAD ABOUT IT IN ACT 1????

[hellsenchantress]

Astarion but as a What We Do in The Shadows character

[schistcity]

[aahsoka]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[hellsenchantress]

Hot take. Baldurs gate 3 actually ISNT horny enough. It should’ve been full body shots. A03 narration.

Roll for performance. Orgasm failed.

Too low charisma? Curse of the virgin.

Too low intelligence? Afflicted with himboism.

Little blue potion of erectness. Oh no it made ur dick fall off. Didn’t have one? You do now.

Tav on their period? Everyone disapproves except Astarion. He freaky like that.

you acquired like 10 STDS and are pregnant with a mindflayer egg. Karlach goes to touch the egg and cooks it into an omelette.

It’s added to your camp supply and consumed during your long rest

[hellsenchantress]

1999 doom bot with tha man bun

[lowkeycritical]

It was recently confirmed Sylvie is not gender-fluid

Full article here

Share this write up its handling here

Additionally they failed to research how Norse last names work as her last name should be Laufeydottir. AND it has her born Asgardian when it was established she’s also adopted from Jotunnheim in the show and by her last name.