i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing

stealing the gimmick of @hellsite-proteins without any of the ochem experience // ran by @hypabeast

[hellsite-noobteins]

future posts of this caliber will be over at @hypers-gimmick-escapades under the #protients tag. see yall there

[hightide-error]

CAUSES OF ENGINEERING DISASTERS:

"huh, didn't know that material behaved that way"

"well luckily *this* load case will never happen"

"I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU ALL. BUT YOU SAID THE FIX WAS TOO EXPENSIVE AND WOULD TAKE TOO LONG"

"you were using it to do *what*???"

"shouldn't we get this change approved by a regulatory body?" "nah"

"wait we were meant to inspect that part of the structure?"

[virtualgirladvance]

did we check we got the units right?

what do you mean it's cooler than we thought?

There's no way someone will randomly play this noise on the radio

What are safety features?

Alan please fix in post

But this change will save 0.0001% of costs and almost be the same thing

Look it's cheaper to pay the fines than change it now

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"ah fuck we forgot a comma"

"weather's fucked. let's do it anyways"

"What do you mean the gyroscope was upside down"

"Trust me bro this highly dangerous thing we plan to do will be totally safe. I said so."

"was it wrapped on 16 layers of bubble wrap on the way in? no? only 5? ehhh fuck it"

"oh FUCK we didn't expect this scale"

[loth-caatgirl]

"oh we did NOT handle this like eggs"

[milf--adjacent]

*Guy who got his job just because he's someone rich's son literally sells all the rebar to fund his addiction to cocaine yacht parties*

[hellsite-noobteins]

filtered input A (blue): CASESFENGINEERINGDISASTERShhdidntknwthatmaterialehavedthatwaywelllckilythisladcasewillneverhappenITLDYITLDYALLTYSAIDTHEFIWASTEPENSIVEANDWLDTAKETLNGyweresingittdwhatshldntwegetthischangeapprvedyareglatrydynahwaitweweremeanttinspectthatpartfthestrctre

filtered input B (red): didwecheckwegtthenitsrightwhatdymeanitsclerthanwethghtTheresnwaysmenewillrandmlyplaythisnisentheradiWhataresafetyfeatresAlanpleasefiinpsttthischangewillsavefcstsandalmstethesamethingLkitscheapertpaythefinesthanchangeitnw

filtered input C (green): ahfckwefrgtacmmaweathersfckedletsditanywaysWhatdymeanthegyrscpewaspsidedwnTrstmerthishighlydangersthingweplantdwillettallysafeIsaidswasitwrappednlayersflewrapnthewayinnnlyehhhfckithFCKwedidntepectthisscalehwedidNThandlethislikeeggsGywhgthisstecasehessmenerichssnliterallysellsallthereartfndhisaddictintccaineyachtparties

im just gonna point out the highlights since, tbh, idk what else to look for. red has an extremely messy set of beta sheets, green is extremely noodley but has a comparatively solid looking beta sheet, and blue's a bit more put together, albeit with no beta sheets to speak of. also whats with that 180 degree turn alpha helix in both red and blue, what happened there

also i find it kinda funny how they just Do Not Touch in the slightest. social distancing

all 3 together | a close up on red's beta "sheet" | green's beta sheet, for comparison

not colored by pLDDT (it's just orange all over tbh, nothing special)

[hellsite-noobteins]

the missile is very tired. he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a small sleep. he eeby and neebies to sleebie. mibsile sleepy and need bed by time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleehjy little guy and needs to go to beb. he is retired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. mibsilelelele neebs to slek for twired boyo. just a lil guy. mibsipaleebeelee needs his beaty sleep. look at him go! he yawn bib cause he skeegy. neebs to falafel asleep. ni ni time. goodnight, mr the missile.

raw input: ↑ filtered input: themissileisverytiredheiseepythemissilehashadaverylngdayfsplashinganditsandwantsttakestasmallsleepheeeyandneeiestsleeiemisilesleepyandneededytimethemissileiscrrentlyeperiencingcriticallevelsfeingasleehylittlegyandneedstgteheisretiredandneedstslepstalittlesleeingtimeasatreatmisileleleleneestslekfrtwiredystalilgymisipaleeeeleeneedshiseatysleeplkathimgheyawnicaseheskeegyneestfalafelasleepninitimegdnightmrthemissile theres a shit ton of alpha helices and a few beta sheets, it looks mostly orange, kinda stringy around the edges, kind of standard for a peptomination. yet, i somehow feel like it's on the good side of standard? although from a certain angle theres like. a hole. why is there a hole did the missile do that

cartoon | surface cartoon hole | surface hole

colored by pLDDT

[hellsite-noobteins]

raw input: [the vaporeon copypasta]

filtered input: [the vaporeon copypasta but without the numbers, punctuation, spaces, and the letters b, x, j, z, o, & u. i'm not putting it here you can't make me]

a nice amount of secondary structure in the center, even including a few beta sheets! shame about the absolute spaghetti outside and through it. also 2 of the alpha helices look... crimped, in a word. a distressing peptomination for a distressing string of text. good thing neither are real like look how fuckign oragne it is. the surface view kinda looks like one of those things you get by pouring molten metal in an anthill and waiting for it to cool jesus fucking christ

(also. did you know ChimeraX has a Spin Movie feature? because i didn't)

cartoon | surface

colored by pLDDT

[hellsite-noobteins]

raw input: penis filtered input: PENIS it's just a wibble, not much else to say i think?

stick | cartoon | surface

colored by pLDDT