HellSiteTrashCan @hellsitetrashcan - Tumblr Blog

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

loseremo

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THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

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this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

blowery

little easter egg today for all the triangle and dot fans on the web

maria

hello anyone i know still here? r u reading this?

hellsitetrashcan

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satan-offical

How I respond to scam/spam messages now

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kevinbparry

Bit of behind-the-scenes from the basement studio

cyle

one of the beautiful emergent things about the Add to Queue feature is that it elevates older and older content the longer you've been absent from the platform as a power user.

here's what i mean: i haven't looked at my dashboard for ~24 hours. i start scrolling, and it's ordered by newest first in Following, and i queue things that i want to reblog. as i scroll, i'm going backwards in time. the queue is first-in first-out, so the longer i scroll and add things, the longer it'll be til they get reblogged. so the last thing in my queue is the oldest thing in my feed since i was last here.

i think that's a beautiful thing because nobody planned it (because i know nobody planned it, i was there when the sacred texts were written).

hellsitetrashcan

Adding this to the queue

tenderjock

everyone's heard of this, right? per ap article of apr 8, 2026:

Jacobs went on to record more than 10,000 concerts, with increasingly sophisticated equipment, over four decades in Chicago and other cities. Now a group of devoted volunteers in the U.S. and Europe is methodically cataloging, digitizing and uploading them one by one. The growing Aadam Jacobs Collection [link to internet archive] is an internet treasure trove for music lovers, especially for fans of indie and punk rock during the 1980s through the early 2000s, when the scene blossomed and became mainstream. The collection features early-in-their-career performances from alternative and experimental artists like R.E.M., The Cure, The Pixies, The Replacements, Depeche Mode, Stereolab, Sonic Youth and Björk.

stealingpotatoes

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

macmanx

@changes

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Tumblr Hack Day, January 2026 Edition

Hack days are when our team gets to step away from the regular roadmap and work on whatever ideas they so desire. Here's a taste of what came out of it:

Advanced Search

We added advanced search operators in a previous Hack Day. This time, @lesianlen added an exclusion operator to exclude posts that contain a specific word, phrase, or tag. @ex and @blowery helped out to add a spiffy modal that shows exactly how you can use all available advanced search operators.

Search in Communities

Speaking of search, @lesianlen also worked on adding search within individual Communities to find posts and conversations.

"Latest Comments" Community feed

@jubs and @lesianlen worked on creating a tab within individual communities that bumps a post to the top when someone adds a comment. Easily find posts where conversation is hot!

Nudge to Add Moderators

When your community is growing, you need more people to help run it. @jubs worked on a reminder that suggests just that.

iOS Home Screen Widgets

Ben worked on widgets with quick actions and Radar, making Tumblr even more accessible on your home screen.

iOS Shortcuts and Siri Support

@kostastsi4 explored making Tumblr play more nicely with your iPhone: showing quick links in Spotlight to jump straight to your Dashboard, Messages, Activity, or your blog. He also began adding support for Siri and Shortcuts to open specific tabs, start a new post, or search for exactly what you want.

Suggest Tags Based on Post Content

Tumblr runs on tags. However, picking the right tags for your post can be difficult unless you're a Tumblr expert. Our current tag suggestions are a combination of tags you follow, tags you've used before, and some trending tags. @arandomblog31 worked on suggesting better tags based on the post you're writing.

Reblog Explorer

Ever wondered how a post spread across Tumblr? @blowery built a full-screen version of the reblog graph view that lets you explore how a post traveled. Click through the graph to see the full reblog trail update in real-time explore different branches. There's even keyboard navigation — press the up arrow repeatedly to follow the most popular reblog path through the entire graph, or walk backwards toward the original post to see what tags people added along the way.

Identities

@elt began exploring what it would take to eliminate the limitations of secondary blogs.

Some of these will be rolling out soon, others need a bit more time in the oven. Keep an eye on @changes to see when they arrive!

aralintheobsessive

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!