Princess Charlie

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

|{Alrighty, so here's the deal. Due to the rampant and quite frankly irritating discourse going on in this fandom, be it shipping or sexuality discourse and among other things in both DMs, Discord servers, my friends being harrassed, or just shit on the dash in general.

That being said, I'm leaving Tumblr as a whole, I'm not leaving the fandom because I love it to much; however, a few years ago I left Tumblr for this exact reason only with a different fandom. I came back thinking it would have changed, it hasn't. Don't get me wrong, I have met some amazing and wonderful people of whom I frequently interact with and rp with on the daily, some even becoming great friends. Buuut, my mental health and well being have taken quite the plummet with just the constant aforementioned drama, I've almost lost my muse and love for the fandom becasue of this shit. And I'm tired of seeing so many of my friends hurt or them being driven from the fandom feeling like no one wants to interact with them or them losing all love for this show.

Now with all that taken out of the way, I would still like to rp with some of you or even just talk. Soo I'm dropping my discord for those who wish to keep communication with me. This is for Mutuals Only and people who I have current threads with or are currently plotting.

Rosaura Vänaheim#1348

Thank you all for reading this, and I'll see y'all on discord.

~Rose}|

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

|{Alrighty, so here's the deal. Due to the rampant and quite frankly irritating discourse going on in this fandom, be it shipping or sexuality discourse and among other things in both DMs, Discord servers, my friends being harrassed, or just shit on the dash in general.

That being said, I'm leaving Tumblr as a whole, I'm not leaving the fandom because I love it to much; however, a few years ago I left Tumblr for this exact reason only with a different fandom. I came back thinking it would have changed, it hasn't. Don't get me wrong, I have met some amazing and wonderful people of whom I frequently interact with and rp with on the daily, some even becoming great friends. Buuut, my mental health and well being have taken quite the plummet with just the constant aforementioned drama, I've almost lost my muse and love for the fandom becasue of this shit. And I'm tired of seeing so many of my friends hurt or them being driven from the fandom feeling like no one wants to interact with them or them losing all love for this show.

Now with all that taken out of the way, I would still like to rp with some of you or even just talk. Soo I'm dropping my discord for those who wish to keep communication with me. This is for Mutuals Only and people who I have current threads with or are currently plotting.

Rosaura Vänaheim#1348

Thank you all for reading this, and I'll see y'all on discord.

~Rose}|

[rpmemesforthesoul]

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Starters

All quotes belong to Team Four Star!

“There! I took the fucking shot!”

“HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?”

“I can never have sex again!”

“That would be intimidating if you were… well, intimidating.”

“Oh, GOD, they shot me in the ASS!”

“You know you’re Naruto running, right?”

“You wear a push-up bra?”

“Some people say TV can make you violent… I think not having my TV makes me PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!”

“Catholic suicide bombers! What a fun day!”

“What are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name… Michael McDoesntexist?”

“Excuse me, but I’m a fuckmothering (villain/monster/vampire/werewolf/etc). I killed A LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.”

“I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of my superiors are gone.”

“…I get the distinct impression you’re embarrassed of me.”

“It’s just like House of the Dead, only like… a hundred times more awesome!”

“What you do, is you go down the local pharmacy. Ask for something called Viagra, and it’ll help you go fuck yourself!”

“The place is burning, and so are my loins…”

“Honestly, if you’re gonna have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap…”

“Eat me, don’t forget to write!”

“Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be cryin’ all day.”

“VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE! It’s French for ‘FUCK OFF!’”

“See… this kind of shit is why I stopped going to church…”

“But we have one advantage they solely lack! ZEPPELINS!”

“Sorry about that whole 'shooting you’ thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you’ll find a way to forgive me.”

“And so halfway through blowin’ me, the fuckin’ hooker OD’s on heroin!”

“Okay, you need to chill!”

“We would make beautiful children.”

“It’s a matter of perspective, really.”

“POR QUE?!”

“So… you just defy your master’s orders on a whim?”

“Holy Shit! They planted landmines!”

“I don’t know how to drive. You have driven me literally everywhere since I was ten.”

“…Something’s burning.”

“Where the metaphorical fuck is HE/SHE?!”

“Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost long ago: the will to live!”

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

@swingstaticandmurder

[golden-sun-warrior-moved]

@hells-optimistic-princess​ started following!

“I had no clue Hell had a princess… And how did I even get down here for that matter?” Phoebus sure looked worried as he looked around the place, as he didn’t pass on yet. 

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

"Yes the one and only..." she chuckled a bit awkwardly "I'm Charlie by the way, and while I do not have an answer for why you're here. I will do my best to help you out!" She beamed at the captain.

"Granted since you are in Hell, if you'll follow me I have a place for you to stay." She began to slowly walk away as she motioned him to follow her

"it's extremely dangerous, being a living soul within this hellscape" she gave pause

"as much as I love my people...they would hunt you down and tear you to pieces before feasting upon you soul and cooling corpse."

Her voice was saddened "you seem like a good man I would hate for such a fate to befall upon you."

@golden-sun-warrior

[rpmemegenshikkaku]

Send a food item or sex toy you think my muse would use

And they can only accept it or reject it. If they reject it, they have to strip off an article of clothing!

[kvngxs-deactivated20140118]

Abusive plots;

[superserumed]

Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous, generally triggering plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

"Oh Dear..."

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

"Welp I jinxed it, time to watch the chaos unfold" she sighs sounding apologetic but her face stares otherwise.

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

|{I tend lurk on discord more so if y'all wanna plot, rp, or just chat hmu lol}|

Rosaura Vänaheim#1348

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

I mean females

|{That's not a problem at all! My Charlie likes Males, Females and everything in between.}|

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me   “ 🤐 “   for my muse to admit a secret they’ve been keeping from yours

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

Is it wrong I ship Charlie with a few males?

|{Um, No?

*Gestures wildly to @swingstaticandmurder and the numerous Charlastor threads we have*}|

[hellsoptimisticprincess-archived]

"Oh dear, the dash is quite lively tonight. I do hope nothing chaotic happens...."

"Well shit, I just jinxed it didnt I?"

Bravo Charlie

[oforbis]

Hi, folks.

News flash: it is NOT elitist to have preferences (they’re our boundaries; they’re there for a reason!), nor is it elitist to drop threads that overwhelm you! As someone who runs a million blogs, I can say that although most people would love to personally let rp partners know, sometimes there’s too many to count.

There are also a dozen reasons why we can’t always juggle that responsibility, why we can’t ALWAYS answer wonderful asks people send us - a lot of the time it’s NOT ignorance. It’s because we have bigger priorities than roleplay, zapped energy levels, a job, etc. It’s sad but that’s the way life has got to roll. We can’t cater to everyone. We’re only PEOPLE. And we shouldn’t need to cater to everyone: we’re here for FUN, and stressing over a million threads  - and perhaps some you’re not really invested in - really ISN’T fun, trust me.

Getting invested in roleplaying IS fun, but don’t take it so seriously.There are always so many other wonderful roleplay partners to write with, so please don’t stem your hatred on someone who for all you know actually has a lot going on. Don’t stem it on anyone, period.

[arcusxx]

[banchagu]

ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK

[rockinrpmemes]

Blurt out the first sexual fantasy or desire your muse has towards mine, no matter what it is. No consequences! SEIZE THE MOMENT! (Anons welcome!)

BONUS: if you’re off anon & someone my muse ships/already likes, they HAVE to blurt out the first sexual fantasy that comes to their mind over YOUR muse.